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Reader’s Vote: Which Halloween Dad Joke Deserves The Pumpkin Throne?
Funny,JokesOCT 17, 2025

Reader’s Vote: Which Halloween Dad Joke Deserves The Pumpkin Throne?

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Welcome, brave reader, to this collection of frightfully funny Halloween jokes for kids and adults to share. Your mission, should you 
Welcome, brave reader, to this collection of frightfully funny Halloween jokes made for kids and adults alike. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is simple: cackle, groan, and vote on your favorite Halloween puns.
Which dad jokes will rise to the top, and which will drop like a piece of fruit in a trick-or-treating bowl?
Dad jokes are timeless, but they’re best when there’s a theme. That’s why we’ve rounded up 140 of the most pun-packed Halloween one-liners, tailor-made for spooky season. True to form, they’ll make you laugh, groan, or scream.
Each October, dads everywhere unleash their stash of wordplay, trading fright for eye-rolls and creepy chuckles. Halloween dad jokes are built for goofy fun the whole family can enjoy. Nothing says “boo” like a pun someone’s been waiting all year to use.
You won’t find scary jokes here. Only family-friendly quips guaranteed to make you howl or shake your head. From skeletons and pumpkins to vampires and zombies, this Halloween humor showdown covers it all. We’ve even tossed in a few knock-knock jokes to keep you guessing.
All you have to do is vote: Which joke made you cackle? Which one went too far? Help us crown the ultimate Halloween dad joke champion. Keep checking back to see which gags crawl their way to the top.
This list may revolve around dad jokes, but it’s crafted for everyone to enjoy. After all, dad humor is universal. Bonus points if you test these jokes on your own dad and get his groan of approval. Let the sinister voting begin!

#1

I can’t believe my roommates think our house is haunted.

I’ve lived here for 300 years and never noticed anything out of the ordinary.
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10points

#2

What happens if you don’t pay the exorcist on time?

You get repossessed.
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8points

#3

What did Dracula name his car?

Vlad the Impala.
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7points

#4

What do you call a Buddhist wolf?

Aware wolf.
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6points

#5

Why don't vampires want to become investment bankers?

They hate stakeholders.
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6points

#6

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

No, they eat the fingers separately.
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4points

#7

Why did the haunted scarecrow win an award?

He was outstanding in his field.
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4points

#8

Why did the ghost starch his sheet?

He wanted to scare people stiff.
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4points

#9

My wife wants to dress up as a bandaid for Halloween.

I told her it might be a bit difficult to pull off.
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4points

#10

How do you know if a zombie likes a person?

They ask for seconds.
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4points

#11

Why do demons and ghouls always hang out together?

Because demons are a ghouls best friend.
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4points

#12

What do dad ghosts like to drink?

Booooooze.
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3points

#13

Can a monster jump higher than a tree?

Of course they can, trees don’t jump!
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3points

#14

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?

No body.
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3points

#15

What do you call a skeleton with a very clean house?

The Grim Sweeper.
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3points

#16

What did the tired witch do?

She sat down for a spell.
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3points

#17

Where do vampires in college like to buy their clothes?

Forever 21.
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3points

#18

Is that a seed falling out of the jack-o’-lantern’s nose?

No, it’s snot.
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2points

#19

Did I ever tell you about the skeleton detective?

He was spine on me!
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2points

#20

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ivana.

Ivana who?

Ivana suck your blood.
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2points
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