You wash it, dry it, style it, and… you make fun of it? Well, for sure, you can make fun of just about anything in life, and hair is absolutely no exception. In fact, as you’re about to see yourself, these hair puns can be pretty darn hilarious, if not the most hilarious, compared to other silly puns. So, are you ready to laugh unexpectedly hard and snort very loud at a thing you so recently thought to be as entertaining as a rock? We’ll bet you are and hope you will!
There’s one group of people to whom these adorable puns will really hit home - hairdressers. After all, these people look at hair, work with hair, and probably even dream of it every day. And once their occupation becomes a routine, only a good belly laugh can revive it and give it a new refreshing perspective. A magical thing laughter is, indeed. However, even if your profession isn’t related to locks and bangs, these hair puns will still amuse you and entangle you with filaments of fun.
So, we’ve probably woven the exact right amount of anticipation into this intro text, and now it is perhaps time to check the cute puns out. They are, just as always, a bit further down, and once you are there, vote for the funniest hair pun - every vote counts! Also, don’t forget to share this article with anyone who is into hirsute jokes, too.
#1
Two hairdressers I know just got married: they live in peace and hair-mony.
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#2
When the professor stepped into our class, everyone noticed he is hair-larious comb-over.
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#3
My date was canceled at the last minute, so now I’m all dressed up with no hair to go.
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#4
My hairdresser is very good with her money, she always shaves some for later.
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#5
You said I might know your hairdresser, but his name does not ring a gel.
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#6
Have you come across people who are such perfectionists that to describe your hair, they need a big frocabulary.
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#7
Why are hairdressers never late for work? They know all of the short cuts!
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#8
Did you know Conan was a hairdresser? He was Conan the Barberarian.
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#9
Who’s a hairdresser’s favorite musical artist? Hairry Styles.
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#10
I spent months prep-hair-ing for the marathon.
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#11
Why doesn't the moon shave? Because it waxes.
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#12
What’s a bee’s favorite haircut? A buzzcut.
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#13
What type of haircut does Steven Spielberg get? The director's cut.
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#14
If you want to groom a cat, you have to use a catacomb.
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#15
They've made a spinoff of the 007 movies for hairdressers, it's called James Blond.
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#16
My brother is about to cut your hair, so if I were you, I'd be hairy afraid!
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#17
I've never done this hair cut before but I'll give it a curl.
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#18
I have a lot on my plate, but I went to the hairdresser and just brushed my worries away.
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#19
There was a really rude man in my hair salon today so I told him "I'm sorry sir, I'm afraid I mustache you to leave."
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#20
The hairdresser's client didn't come in for their haircut, but she wasn't upset because that shaved her a lot of time.
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