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"Showers In Boiling Water": 46 Quirky And Funny Female Habits That Surprise Men The Most

"Showers In Boiling Water": 46 Quirky And Funny Female Habits That Surprise Men The Most

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Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. And apparently, on Venus, there's a lot of hair... everywhere. There can never be enough toilet rolls. Cars are filled with candy wrappers from 2015. And furniture is constantly being rearranged.
Venus' little secrets only get revealed once a woman allows a special man access into her heart, life and home. Before then, the guys are none the wiser about what ladies are really like. A curious bod recently asked, "What habits of women surprised you the most after getting into a serious relationship?" and the list read like a never-ending mystery novel.
Bored Panda has put together the most hilarious and eye-opening ones for you to scroll through while you try to remove yet another clump of hair from the couch, the shower and the rug. Don't forget to upvote your favorites!

#1

"Showers In Boiling Water": 46 Quirky And Funny Female Habits That Surprise Men The Most
If we’re talking general patterns, one thing that surprised me was how much mental and emotional load many women carry by default. There’s a constant background awareness around safety, social dynamics, expectations, and consequences that most men never have to think about. Being close to someone made that gap very obvious.

Some are vocal, most are observant but closed off. I don’t blame them in the slightest.

Granted this realization happened much earlier in my life, it seemingly continues to grow.

Be better, guys.
26points

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus and life looks very different on each planet. Even the languages aren't quite the same.

According to a team of psychologists from San Francisco State University, men and women communicate differently. They looked specifically at something called "communicative abstraction," which is how we verbally convey our ideas and emotions.

The experts say it’s the tendency of people to use "abstract speech that focuses on the broader picture and ultimate purpose of action rather than concrete speech focusing on details and the means of attaining action."

"One gender difference that has been pointed to anecdotally is the tendency of women to speak about specifics and men to speak about the bigger picture," noted the team. "Across a series of six studies, we [found] that men communicate more abstractly than women."

#2

"Showers In Boiling Water": 46 Quirky And Funny Female Habits That Surprise Men The Most
They just want you to be there.

Like, that's it.

I could be reading a book, but if I am there, it's somehow better.

aBonsaiandaCD:

Being present with us, even when we are doing seemingly nothing, is everything sometimes.
24points

#3

"Showers In Boiling Water": 46 Quirky And Funny Female Habits That Surprise Men The Most
How much they question themselves when they should not.

yurieu:

Not really what I expected to read in the thread but this one really hits hard, can’t really generalise something like this but I knew one that would second guess and blame herself for things that definitely weren’t her fault but ironically struggled to see fault in the rare cases where it really was on her to blame.
19points

There's a classic stereotype that men won't ask for directions on Mars, or Earth. They'd much rather get lost, and drive around mindlessly, until they finally find their way. While that might not be 100% true, research has found that men and women navigate the world differently.

According to Stanford University's site, navigation studies in both humans and rats show that females of both species tend to rely on landmarks, while males more typically get around by "calculating one’s position by estimating the direction and distance traveled rather than using landmarks."

#4

"Showers In Boiling Water": 46 Quirky And Funny Female Habits That Surprise Men The Most
The constant anxiety about everything. Seemingly every woman lives like she is a boyscout and needs to be prepared for everything that might happen no matter how small of a chance that it might be.

For example we'll go on 3 day trip and she'll bring 15 pairs of underwear because "what if I poop myself 5 times a day?" then she'll think I'm crazy because I might bring 3. I don't understand, I have a wallet with money, if this unlikely scenario happens we can just buy more.

MothChasingFlame:

To be honest, you learn exactly ONCE why an extra pair of underwear is make or break.
18points

#5

"Showers In Boiling Water": 46 Quirky And Funny Female Habits That Surprise Men The Most
I came here to write about hair, but it's already all over the comments, just like it is at home.
15points

#6

"Showers In Boiling Water": 46 Quirky And Funny Female Habits That Surprise Men The Most
The ability to remove their bra in one fluid motion as they are walking through the door after a long day!
13points

There are plenty of other differences when it comes to life on Mars vs. Venus.

"Women excel in several measures of verbal ability — pretty much all of them, except for verbal analogies. Women’s reading comprehension and writing ability consistently exceed that of men, on average. They out­perform men in tests of fine-motor coordination and perceptual speed. They’re more adept at retrieving information from long-term memory," notes the Stanford University site.

#7

"Showers In Boiling Water": 46 Quirky And Funny Female Habits That Surprise Men The Most
The amount of hair that appears… everywhere. It’s like living with a very elegant shedding cat.

emmagoldmansghost3:

My husband has a wife and two elegant shedding cats — it’s a hairy household.
12points

#8

"Showers In Boiling Water": 46 Quirky And Funny Female Habits That Surprise Men The Most
My husband was mostly surprised by our ability to remember every detail like whole conversations.
12points

#9

"Showers In Boiling Water": 46 Quirky And Funny Female Habits That Surprise Men The Most
Their personal skincare and hair care routines and how expensive they are. So many specific products to do specific things. "This is for hydrating the face, but only at nighttime. This one is for daytime bc it has sunblock in it. This one is for the body. That one has glitter in it!"

Oh, and they burp and fart like sailors.
11points

The site adds that men, on average, can more easily juggle items in working memory. They're also apparently better at visualizing what happens when a complicated two- or three-dimensional shape is rotated in space, as well as at correctly determining angles from the horizontal. Men, it turns out, are generally better than women at tracking moving objects and at aiming projectiles.

#10

"Showers In Boiling Water": 46 Quirky And Funny Female Habits That Surprise Men The Most
The classic question I hear from her whenever we're going out but most especially to a party or to dinner with other couples is this one. "How do I look?" I usually say that she looks fine or good. If that doesn't work, I stream Eric Clapton's "Wonderful Tonight". Because in my eyes she always looks wonderful. That's why I am attracted to her and love her.
11points

#11

"Showers In Boiling Water": 46 Quirky And Funny Female Habits That Surprise Men The Most
They stash hair elastics like a squirrel. Its entropy, hair elastics will expand to fill all available spaces that could possibly contain hair elastics. I've got daughters now too so the level has increased, but you logrithmically reach a saturation point of hair elastics as you add more women to the same space.
10points

#12

"Showers In Boiling Water": 46 Quirky And Funny Female Habits That Surprise Men The Most
How particular they are with many things that I couldn’t care less about.
10points

There are big differences between men and women when it comes to mental health too.

"Women are twice as likely as men to experience clinical depression in their lifetimes; likewise for post-traumatic stress disorder," notes Stanford, adding that men are twice as likely to become dependent on substances and 40% more likely to develop schizophrenia.

Boys’ dyslexia rate is also higher than that of girls, as is their likelihood of being diagnosed with autism spectrum disorder.

#13

"Showers In Boiling Water": 46 Quirky And Funny Female Habits That Surprise Men The Most
How much toilet paper gets used. I put up a brand new roll anytime my significant other is planning on coming over, and it's gone in less than a day. I'm not upset by it by any means, but I find myself asking if I have enough rolls or if I need to go to the store to get more. I have wet wipes as well, and those also seem to go at a much faster rate than when I'm alone.
9points

#14

"Showers In Boiling Water": 46 Quirky And Funny Female Habits That Surprise Men The Most
Showers in boiling water. It’s almost steam.
8points

#15

"Showers In Boiling Water": 46 Quirky And Funny Female Habits That Surprise Men The Most
The first time I lived with a girl who did her own waxing was an eye-opener, that wax is a bugger to remove.
8points

Apparently the reason men's and women's brains are different is not because they come from different planets. But rather, in big part because of the hormones running through them.

"In female mammals, the primary additives are a few members of the set of molecules called estrogens, along with another molecule called progesterone; and in males, testosterone and a few look-alikes collectively deemed androgens," explains the university site.

These hormones play a part in how we think and behave.

#16

"Showers In Boiling Water": 46 Quirky And Funny Female Habits That Surprise Men The Most
The fact this is getting asked every other day mean you guys are hopeless.

Stop being slobs and take care of your home.
7points

#17

"Showers In Boiling Water": 46 Quirky And Funny Female Habits That Surprise Men The Most
They will fight you tooth and nails over a small thing because they were hungry .
7points

#18

"Showers In Boiling Water": 46 Quirky And Funny Female Habits That Surprise Men The Most
The variety of hair clips and grips! They get everywhereeeeee!
6points

#19

"Showers In Boiling Water": 46 Quirky And Funny Female Habits That Surprise Men The Most
They like food delivered, and they like baths.
5points

#20

"Showers In Boiling Water": 46 Quirky And Funny Female Habits That Surprise Men The Most
This isn't reslly a habit but before my ex went through menopause her farts were absolutely devastating. I mean I am not exaggerating, I would be gasping for air and run out of the room. They were SO BAD. It was like an animal crawled up her a*s and died. Like she was releasing corpse stench. Thankfully they went away with menopause but she got a kick out of clearing the room while it lasted. 😆.
5points
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