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37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion
Funny,JokesOCT 30, 2023

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion

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It is theorized that some animal species live in their own social structure, which has an alpha male, the most well-known being the alpha wolf. Alpha males usually are the strongest ones in the group, which means they win most of the battles and have more opportunities to mate with available females. 

It’s proven that the human species don't have an alpha male. However, that does not stop some men from identifying as one. Even though they are the only ones who think of themselves as “the strongest” as this Reddit thread proves. In fact, people have very interesting opinions about men who claim to be “alpha males.” And let’s just say that these opinions are very different from what “alpha males” think of themselves.
More info: Reddit 

#1

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion
Like an alpha of a program or videogame, highly unstable and should not be available to the public.
126points

#2

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion
Someone who’s really an alpha male has no need to tell you that they are so I imagine a barking little chihuahua with undeveloped grapes for testicles
121points

#3

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion
Translation: “I am going to be an unapologetic a*****e.”
99points

#4

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion
He’s going to be arrogant, bossy, misogynistic, and overly sensitive.
87points

#5

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion
That he's a f*****g idiot.
84points

#6

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion
That he’s deeply insecure
76points

#7

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion
That Alpha Males are a debunked concept some dude developed while studying wolves in captivity and then retracted years later when he realized his findings were wrong, and that was later extrapolated to humans by dumba**es despite the fact that our social structures and behavior is not similar to wolves or dogs. It's the equivalent of some dude saying he's the Queen Bee and actually meaning it.
74points

#8

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion
"This guy's trying to convince himself more than us..."
65points

#9

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion
"Ew"
64points

#10

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion
That he's probably super sexist.
59points

#11

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion
Avoid. Avoid. Avoid. They’re not worth my time and energy.
56points

#12

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion
Anytime any man has to come out and call himself something you can expect him to be the opposite. Such as the self proclaimed “nice guy”
54points

#13

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion
Cringe.
53points

#14

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion
“I can’t take anything from him seriously from now on.”
50points

#15

Discount andrew tate
46points

#16

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion
Overly sensitive man child
45points

#17

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion
Looooooooooooooser
44points

#18

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion
Another weakling who wants respects he doesn’t deserve. This won’t go well.
43points

#19

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion
Like poisonous bugs are bright colored to tell animals to stay away
43points

#20

37 People Take The Time To Roast ‘Alpha Males’ In Online Discussion
He's going to be a huge jerk and he's probably not very intelligent.
43points
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