With lives already full of questions unanswered, you wouldn’t want those questions to infiltrate your jokes, too, would you? Well, guess what, the very same question jokes might be the answer to all your woes and all the lingering anxiety of inquiries unfulfilled. After all, jokes do carry a bit of truth in each one of them, and these Guess What Jokes will tickle the most pressing issues, turning them into something funny instead of scary. Or they might not at all, but it is still great fun to read through them!
Sure, these guessing jokes might seem childish to some, but they are also so creative that even the most adult-like readers will find them satisfying their curiosity. Well, if not a need for comedic relief, at least. Our guess is as good as yours as for the outcome of these funny Guess What jokes since every one of us perceives things slightly differently. But that’s where the fun comes from most of the time, and we’d love to hear your thoughts after you finish reading these silly jokes!
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#81
The big bird was trying to open the door using the wrong key but couldn’t, guess what?
He was using a tur-key.
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#82
Guess what the name of my new computer processor is?
Chip.
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#83
Guess what number of pessimists it takes to screw in a lightbulb?
None – they gave up.
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#84
Guess what, Facebook?
I’m not going to tell you what’s on my mind today.
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#85
Guess what monkeys eat in space?
Space bananas!
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#86
Guess what kind of hike I went on today?
I hiked up my pants!
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#87
Guess what coat hangers do on the weekend?
They hang out, of course!
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#88
I won a wet t-shirt competition. Guess what I got?
Pneumonia.
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#89
Guess what method of transportation self-driving cars use on their day off?
A human driver!
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#90
Guess what horses, donkeys, cows, goats, and sheep have in common?
They’re all very stable animals!
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#91
Guess what you get when you cross a Pointer and a Setter dog with a Christmas wreath?
A Pointsettia!
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#92
Can you guess what happened to the man who was addicted to doing the Hokey-Pokey?
He turned himself around!
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#93
Can you guess what coat hangers do on the weekends?
They hang out, of course!
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#94
Can you guess what the man did after he became vegan?
He never made a missed steak again!
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#95
Can you guess what you get when you cross a jukebox with a fortune cookie?
A 4-tune teller!
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#96
Guess what you call a regular potato?
A common-tater!
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#97
There was a candy party, guess what was late as usual?
Choco-late.
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#98
Guess what only goes up and never comes down?
Your age.
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#99
Guess what you get at a coffee shop when you go in late?
A latte.
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#100
The broom was late for their witches’ meeting, guess what it said?
Sorry I overswept!
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