With lives already full of questions unanswered, you wouldn’t want those questions to infiltrate your jokes, too, would you? Well, guess what, the very same question jokes might be the answer to all your woes and all the lingering anxiety of inquiries unfulfilled. After all, jokes do carry a bit of truth in each one of them, and these Guess What Jokes will tickle the most pressing issues, turning them into something funny instead of scary. Or they might not at all, but it is still great fun to read through them!
Sure, these guessing jokes might seem childish to some, but they are also so creative that even the most adult-like readers will find them satisfying their curiosity. Well, if not a need for comedic relief, at least. Our guess is as good as yours as for the outcome of these funny Guess What jokes since every one of us perceives things slightly differently. But that’s where the fun comes from most of the time, and we’d love to hear your thoughts after you finish reading these silly jokes!
So, as we are extending our invitation to you to read these hilarious jokes, you should extend it further by sharing this article with your friends, too! Only after you’ve read these witticisms yourself, of course, and have voted for the ones you like the most!
#41
Guess what you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
unknown
Report8points
#42
I saw a fairy tale T-shirt at an extremely low price. Guess what?
It was a fair retail.
unknown
Report7points
#43
A girl won a Scrabble tournament. Guess what she got?
A re-word.
unknown
Report7points
#44
Guess what made the sea monster such a successful comedian?
He was always kraken everyone up.
unknown
Report7points
#45
Guess what move pigs learn in martial arts class?
The pork chop!
unknown
Report7points
#46
Guess what you get when you cross a comedian with a chicken?
You get someone who loves cracking jokes!
unknown
Report7points
#47
I bought a wooden car, and guess what happened?
It wood-en start!
unknown
Report7points
#48
The teacher said he caught something. Guess what?
It was my attention.
unknown
Report7points
#49
I was trying to mimic a flamingo. Guess what happened?
I had to put my foot down.
unknown
Report7points
#50
The cook gifted his girlfriend something she would like. Guess what?
An onion ring.
unknown
Report7points
#51
I met a witch at the restaurant the other day, guess what she ordered?
Spook-eti.
unknown
Report6points
#52
Guess what I said to the man wearing a t-shirt?
I said to him, “Sir, I believe your head is sticking out of your t-shirt!”
unknown
Report6points
#53
Guess what the reason is why some restaurants refuse to serve food to ducks?
Because they don’t understand the meaning of putting something on their bill!
unknown
Report6points
#54
Guess what the reason was that the doves got arrested?
Because they staged a coo!
unknown
Report6points
#55
Guess what you call a baby reindeer’s first teeth?
Buck teeth!
unknown
Report5points
#56
Can you guess what you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator!
unknown
Report5points
#57
Guess what you get when you cross an angry mob with a herd of horses?
A bunch of neigh-sayers.
unknown
Report5points
#58
Guess what makes the moon so cold?
She’s always deflecting the sun’s rays!
unknown
Report5points
#59
Guess what the ship had to go to therapy for?
He was a nervous wreck!
unknown
Report5points
#60
The sky had to pay its bills, guess what it gave?
A rain check.
unknown
Report5points


