With lives already full of questions unanswered, you wouldn’t want those questions to infiltrate your jokes, too, would you? Well, guess what, the very same question jokes might be the answer to all your woes and all the lingering anxiety of inquiries unfulfilled. After all, jokes do carry a bit of truth in each one of them, and these Guess What Jokes will tickle the most pressing issues, turning them into something funny instead of scary. Or they might not at all, but it is still great fun to read through them!
Sure, these guessing jokes might seem childish to some, but they are also so creative that even the most adult-like readers will find them satisfying their curiosity. Well, if not a need for comedic relief, at least. Our guess is as good as yours as for the outcome of these funny Guess What jokes since every one of us perceives things slightly differently. But that’s where the fun comes from most of the time, and we’d love to hear your thoughts after you finish reading these silly jokes!
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#1
Guess what the fish said when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
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#2
Guess what I’m going to do if I get Alzheimer’s?
Guess what I’m going to do if I get Alzheimer’s?
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#3
Guess what Santa calls his elves?
Subordinate Clauses!
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#4
I was dreaming of an orange ocean tonight. Guess what?
It was a Fanta Sea.
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#5
Guess what the calendar worker got fired for?
He took a day off without telling anyone!
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#6
The mathematician served something special for dessert. Guess what?
It was a pi.
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#7
A boy went up to the counter serving orange punch. He saw there was a huge line and so, he came back after an hour. Guess what?
There was no punchline.
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#8
If they used money in space, guess what it would be called?
Starbucks.
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#9
Guess what you call a sleeping piece of paper?
A napkin.
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#10
It’s always coming but never comes, can you guess what it is?
Tomorrow.
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#11
Guess what has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
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#12
My doctor’s name is Doctor Pepper. Guess what?
He’s a Fizzician.
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#13
Can you guess what the pickle did when he had a bad day?
He knew he was in a pickle, but just dill-ed with it!
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#14
Two eggs went for a comedy gig, guess what one egg said to the another?
"Let’s get cracking."
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#15
Santa Clause’s elves went to school, guess what they learned?
The elfabets.
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#16
The baby tomato was running late for school. Guess what his mommy said?
“Come on, ketch-up!”
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#17
Guess what you get when you cross a Labrador with a magician’s trick gone wrong?
A labracadabrador!
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#18
Guess what sits in a corner and still travels around the world?
A stamp.
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#19
Guess what I found in the creepy old professors’ closet?
Narnia business.
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#20
I was trying to solve a few equations about circles. Guess what?
It was pointless.
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