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33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance

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It used to be easier to write books in the old days. Even fiction books - at least because readers in those blessed times when there was no access to all human knowledge literally on the go often had to take the author's word for it.

On the other hand, preparing to write a lot of educational videos and texts used to be much more difficult without the internet. Today, a person can even write a good travel guide to a city they have never been to by just using Google Street View. And yet, human negligence knows no bounds. This viral thread in the AskReddit community is further proof of this.

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#1

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance
I read a book with the sentence, "His heart rate rose as his pulse began to slow."

You don't even have to be a healthcare person to raise an eyebrow at that.
114points

#2

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance
Whenever a character is whimpering that her corset hurts.

For 90% of history, corsets did not hurt! Tightlacing was not the norm! Corsets were just bras and bodice shapers! A princess who’s worn corsets her entire life should be used to it. She can hate the feeling, but the whole “I can’t breathe!” trope needs to stop.

Edit: And don’t even get me f*****g started on the idea of someone having scars bc of their corsets. Corsets were NOT worn on bare skin. They would wear a chemise ffs!
112points

#3

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance
Any time they mention "poisonous" snakes. Poisonous snakes do exist, but they're much rarer than what people are actually worried about, which is *venomous* snakes. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous. If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If you're worried because a snake is poisonous, just don't eat it.
110points

Let's make an assumption right away - there are a lot of authors who have done poor research on the subject they are writing about. Even more than those who haven’t done any research at all. Both in fiction and non-fiction.

And so we get the roar of spaceship engines in the vacuum of space, knights performing gymnastics in full armor and tirelessly waving a two-handed sword for several hours, and other stories that then appear in threads like this one.

There is always the temptation to explain any inconsistencies in the plot and text with the universal "It's just magic!", but there’s a limit to everything! You can try to provide scientific justification for the possibility of dragons flying or how they manage to breathe fire and not burn themselves - but when you have a Viking drinking from a fjord (which is, in fact, a sea bay with salt water), that's something completely different!

#4

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance
I don’t know a ton about this, but all media from top to bottom seems to believe that bonking someone on the head with a blunt object merely results in an “unscheduled nap.”

The fact is that if you’re out for more than a second or two, you likely have permanent brain damage. Especially without modern medical care.
102points

#5

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance
I recently read a book where a couple was in Paris during WWII and they strolled into a restaurant and ordered a whole duck to eat. During.... WWII....... they were not even rich.
86points

#6

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance
Computers and programming.

"I just need to upload the IP address to the cloud server and then we will have root access to the network"

No, you won't. You just won't. That's like saying

"I just need to glue the plastic frog to the radiator and then the car will be able to fly".
82points

"Okay," you may say - "but what to do then if the author cannot be an expert in absolutely all possible things?" The answer is quite simple - do not try to be an expert yourself when playing on a deliberately foreign field.

For example, the great John R.R. Tolkien, as is well known, when describing the campaign of the Fellowship of the Ring, specifically calculated the phases of the Moon - just to casually mention in some scene that there was a full moon in the sky.

On the other hand, the Professor was never an expert, for example, in economics - his goal was, first of all, a grand linguistic experiment. That is why you will not find in The Lord of the Rings any attempt to explain how the underground cities of the dwarves lived without grain and vegetables, or how much a pint of milk cost in Minas Tirith.

And still, the world created by the genius of Tolkien is considered one of the most developed in all of world fantasy.

#7

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance
I read a novel in which the character kneaded pie crust for a long time. You should knead bread dough to activate the gluten, but pie crust should never be kneaded—it should be handled as little as possible!
75points

#8

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance
Therapy! It's rare to see it portrayed correctly. Usually the therapist says things that are wildly inappropriate or just not right. Oversharing personal information, taking weird notes or being oddly distant and aloof.
67points

#9

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance
Hacking. The speed and ferocity is something commonly shown incorrectly, but another is hardware. You're not going to break into an encrypted database on a secure network with a Macbook. Brute forcing requires server farms worth of power.
63points

Many authors, succumbing to the already typical cliches, try to add excessive realism to their books - and the texts only suffer from this. "For example, in a typical fantasy world, elves are so reverent about their forests and trees that they are ready to give their lives - both their own and someone else's - literally for a broken branch?" says Oleksiy Arkhireyev, a Ukrainian copywriter and novelist, with whom Bored Panda got in touch for a comment here.

"At the same time, elves are usually great archers. And any big battle is a huge number of arrows. For example, at the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, English archers fired about 7 thousand arrows. And where, I ask you, did the elves get such a quantity of wood for these arrows?" Oleksiy questions.

In any case, it’s best to be guided by common sense, check the opinion of experts, and do a detailed study of the material you will write about, Oleksiy believes. "And even better - write about what you personally know very well, what you understand at an expert level or so. Then the text will definitely be interesting - and if you add some writing skills, then it will be completely captivating."

#10

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance
Characters with wildly inaccurate names for their time period, location, gender during that time period, culture, etc.
Names are so easy to research and yet…


Also someone not knowing the appropriate ways to use Your Highness, Your Majesty, Your Grace, etc….
61points

#11

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance
As for medical field... Where do I even start?!
Idiotic CPR and defibrillator use, of course. People waking from long coma, getting up and leaving like nothing. Blunt force head trauma, knocking person unconscious for two mins, them getting up like nothing happened. Running with broken leg. Horror is super notorious with this - immediately passing out after getting shot with tranquilliser dart.
Closer to my field - cancer patients, their treatment portrayal.
58points

#12

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance
Characters eating anything with tomatoes in medieval Europe. Makes me think the author did zero research as to what people ate in medieval Europe.
52points

However, even the greatest masters of world prose and poetry could make mistakes - and sometimes even quite grossly. What can we say about simple craftsmen of texts then? So now just feel free to read these stories, and maybe share your own in the comments below. Perhaps your tale will be no less funny and captivating than those that we have collected in this selection? Who actually knows?

#13

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance
I remember hearing about a James Bond script that was to start with a Day of the Dead celebration in Mexico. The writer didn't do his research and assumed that the holiday was celebrated all throughout the country.

When they go to film, they discover the locals didn't actually celebrate Day of the Dead in that region. The studio decided to host the festival themselves so that the movie could film its scenes as scheduled. The festival was such a hit with the locals that ever since then, the town *now* has a Day of the Dead celebration.

So who knows, maybe not doing research can result in a fluke where your factual errors can force reality to make them become true.
52points

#14

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance
In John Gwynne's Shadow of the Gods, a character DRINKS FROM A FJORD. Excuse me that is salt water, you should be dead!

They also take their boats up the "rivers" at the end of the fjords, as if that's a thing. The author apparently didn't even spend 5 minutes googling what a fjord is before including the word at least four times per chapter. If you wanted it to be a river just call it that!

Only book I've ever rage quit.
50points

#15

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance
Anything to do with horses.

Making taking care of a lot of animals seem like just a few minutes' work a day. Ditto farming acres of any crops. That work never ends.

Using real-world cities but never mapping distances. Miami and Tampa, for instance, are not at all close to each other.
49points

#16

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance
Animal companions that are immediately loyal to the protagonist, and go everywhere with them/do whatever they want without any training or general care. Bonus points if it’s an exotic animal.

I get that in many cases this is a “suspension of disbelief” thing more than a “author didn’t research” thing, but it still irks me. This trend repeated over and over again in media has left the general population with some really unrealistic/misinformed ideas about how animals think and work, which A- is unfortunate for their pets; and B- glorifies and bolsters the exotic pet trade, which is rife with animal abuse and mistreatment.

Everyone’s spent their whole lives consuming media that tells them that animals will automatically love/obey the “good guy”, and everyone is the good guy in their own mind. In reality it takes learning and work to train and bond with an animal no matter who you are.

I can’t count the amount of times I’ve told someone “my dog is a little scared of strangers but if you ignore him and pass him treats he’ll warm up fast”, and they’ve gone “dogs like me!” And reached right for his face anyways. Then they spend the next ten minutes trying to rationalize why the dog barked at them when he was obviously just scared.
43points

#17

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance
It bothers me when people don’t know the difference between jail and prison. Books, movies, and TV shows always talk about “going to jail for (x number) years” or “you’ll get arrested and they’ll take you to prison.” Jail is pre-trial and people sentenced to a year or less. Anything more than a year is prison.
39points

#18

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance
Weight of armor and weapons mainly swords. The heaviest plate armor weighed under 100lbs and was distributed over the body. Swords weighed 2 to 3 lbs. The 6 foot blades weighed up to 7lbs. More movie than book but if I see one more steel sword cast in an open mold I'm gonna lose it.
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37points

#19

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance
When their stories only include the famous landmarks of a city. For instance, if the story takesChicago and the only locations the characters visit are Wrigley Field or the Chicago River, or they just generically call downtown "The Loop," as in one character says to the other, "Fine, meet me in the Loop.." WHERE IN THE LOOP???

This holds true for every other major city as well that is the backdrop of a book.
36points

#20

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance
Once I read a book where one of the MCs could draw really well and wanted to study at the academy of fine arts. She took drawing classes before she applied and was praised for her talent there, but the teacher showed her that there are more kinds of pencil than a HB. So you mean to tell me you’ve been drawing your whole life and you just learned that? And she did get accepted to the academy if i remember correctly, which is a very hard thing to do.

In the same series there was an article about a woman with an eating disorder and they said something like “at 13, she weighed 50kg (110lbs), which is way too much for a 13 year old”. Excuse me? No it’s not? Funny thing is I read it at 13 with an eating disorder, weighing 50kg and at that time people would ask me if my parents gave me food at all lmao

Edit: i hate to say it guys but the author is a woman. It seemed like she actually did some impressive research on eating disorders but that line shouldn’t be there

Edit2: actually i remembered another crazy thing she wrote about eating disorders, one of the mcs had ed and she would always judge other women who were fatter than her. i won’t speak for everyone with an ed but yeah, we don’t do that.
31points
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