Theft is not just take, it's also give. The criminal gets away with your stuff, sure, but they also leave you holding a combo pack of vulnerability and powerlessness. So, if you can get the chance to take them down, would you walk away from it?
One guy decided he’d give confrontation a miss and go straight to revenge after he caught his neighbor swiping gas from his back porch. Using his own bodily fluids as bait, he set up a trap the thief would never trace back to him, then watched the chaos unfold.
There’s not a lot worse than being stolen from so, if you can take revenge on the thief, it’s pretty much priceless
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One guy couldn’t figure out why his gas can, which he keeps in his backyard, kept running empty when he only used it to gas his mower
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To figure out what was going on, he set up his webcam with motion detection software and, soon enough, spotted his neighbor thieving the gas for his car and mower
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So, for the next week, every time he needed to urinate, he used the gas can, then made a big show of going on a trip, hoping his neighbor would take the bait
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When he returned home feigning car trouble, he watched his revenge take root as his neighbor furiously failed to start his mower, then broke down a couple blocks away
The mystery began with a suspiciously thirsty lawnmower. Every time the original poster (OP) went to mow his lawn, his five-gallon gas can was mysteriously almost empty, despite his mower sipping fuel like it was on a diet. Cue the side-eye toward the neighbor and a sinking feeling that something shady was happening next door.
This was before Ring cameras ruled suburbia, so OP went full DIY detective. A laptop webcam, motion-detection software, and boom! Busted! The neighbor was casually strolling into his backyard and borrowing gas like it was a community pantry. Five minutes after OP left the house, no less. Bold. Too bold.
What followed was pure poetry. For an entire week, the gas can got a very... personal refill. Spoiler alert: it was his own pee. Still smelled enough like gas to fool a determined thief, OP reckoned. Then came the bait: fake trip prep, auto fluid checks, packed bags, neighbor watching it all. The trap was set, and karma was warming up for action.
An hour later, OP returned to chaos. The neighbor was violently yanking his mower cord, red-faced and furious. Then his car broke down a few blocks away. The gas can? Empty. And as a bonus twist, the neighbor turned out to have warrants and was arrested after OP ensured a sheriff’s ride-along mix-up. Suburban justice, served at body temperature.
OP’s hilarious double dose of justice was basically lowkey biological warfare. The best part? It was also completely untraceable. But what’s the deal with revenge anyway? And is it always worth it? Let’s jump in and find out.
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The pros over at Psychology Today break it down nicely: revenge is intensely personal, driven by raw feeling. While the motivation for it might at first be fueled by anger, it’s ultimately powered by anticipated satisfaction. Basically, the very tasty idea that taking revenge will make us feel better. Instantly.
David Webb from All About Psychology explains that ages before courts or written laws, revenge served a social function. Basically, a person who fought back against being wronged sent a powerful message: “I am absolutely not an easy target.”
The same circuitry that made revenge useful for deterrence also makes it deeply satisfying in the moment. It fires up the brain’s reward system, spiking dopamine and creating a fleeting sense of control. Sounds good, right? Well, not quite.
Research tells us that the satisfaction we expect is often totally off the mark. In a study where participants were given the chance to punish someone who had wronged them, those who took revenge actually felt worse than those who didn’t lift a finger. Maybe think twice about your next dish served cold.
OP’s bodily fluid booby trap worked out perfectly and, by the sound of things, he has zero regrets. It's not like he has anything to worry about - his neighbor is behind bars and probably too dumb to figure out his prank anyway.
Have you ever gotten revenge on someone who did you dirty? Did it feel good or bad, in the long run? Share your story in the comments!
In the comments, readers celebrated the guy’s sneaky revenge but warned him to maybe keep quiet about the ride-along thing
