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40 Times People Had The Weirdest Convos When Buying Or Selling Online (New Pics)
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40 Times People Had The Weirdest Convos When Buying Or Selling Online (New Pics)

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There’s a world of difference between the real and the online world. Especially when you’re trying to buy or sell something in person versus doing so on the internet. When you can’t see the other person and they’re only talking via text messages, your communication is going to look very different. In some cases, for the worse… and the weird!
The ‘DM Drama’ account is a popular Instagram project that features some of the most dramatic, bizarre, and unhinged screenshots of online conversations between vendors and buyers. We’ve collected some of the strangest ones to show you. Scroll down to check them out!
More info: Instagram | DMdrama.com

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‘DM Drama’ was created back in early 2016. In the 8+ years since its inception, the project has grown by leaps and bounds. Currently, a whopping 578k people follow the account on Instagram.

If you ever find yourself involved in dramatic buying or selling conversations online, you can always send the screenshots to the curator of the account. You never know, you might end up getting featured!

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Your reputation is absolutely everything when it comes to your online presence. In an ideal world, only trustworthy people would be allowed to sell things on the internet. And the very act of selling would be as frictionless as possible.

However, we don’t live in an ideal world. No matter how many rating systems and layers of verification you introduce, you can’t fully avoid wannabe scammers… or just plain oddballs who don’t quite get social cues.

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If you’re selling something, you probably want to create an aura of professionalism. You want your potential customers to instantly trust you. First impressions really do matter. What your profile photo looks like, how you introduce yourself in your bio, how you describe the items you’re selling—all of this instantly draws people in or pushes them away.

If the item you’re selling is rare and in demand, you’ll still get a lot of potential buyers, sure. But if you’re not their only option, the odds are that the customers will opt for the most reliable-looking salespeople with good ratings (and proper grammar!).

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Furthermore, how you communicate with your clients is absolutely paramount. You want to be crystal clear, to the point, and professional. You don’t want there to be any ambiguity about what you’re selling, how much it costs, how you’ll be delivering the item, and when the buyer can expect to get it.

Naturally, not every buyer will have gotten an A+ in reading comprehension. You will—almost inevitably—end up repeating the same information that you’ve clearly written out elsewhere. So, a dash of patience is always a good thing to have.

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When communicating with a buyer or seller via direct messages, try to be concise and polite. And it bodes repeating: watch your grammar, style, and punctuation.

Writing errors are inevitable, no matter how skilled a professional you are (everyone makes mistakes). However, their frequency hints at your character as a person.

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Someone who is deliberate with their writing and takes the time to edit and proofread their messages fundamentally feels more trustworthy than someone who sends you incomprehensible gibberish.

In this day and age, with so many free grammar check programs easily available to the wider public, it feels silly to leave major mistakes in your texts. The speed of your response is a virtue, sure. But an even bigger one is sending a direct message that is relevant and easily understood.

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