Summer is probably the most popular season for weddings. Despite the ever-changing weather patterns (where you can get scorched or soaked), slipping that wedding ring on your partner’s finger will make everything worthwhile. Do you know what else makes a wedding that much more fun? Funny wedding card messages to congratulate the newlyweds!
With our selection of funny marriage wishes, your audience won’t even need a sip of that special drink to start belly-laughing. The rules for the perfect wedding wishes are simple: keep it short, sweet, and witty. While most of us can easily comply with the short part of the rules, a mere Congrats won’t cut it. Some people might need help with the sweet and witty piece of it, but hey, that’s what we are here for!
So get ready for some funny, witty wedding card messages that will make for a great wedding story and help you stand out from the other wedding guests. With such an extensive collection of funny wedding quotes, you can share some with your friends so they don’t arrive at the marriage empty-handed. Keep the best ones, and don’t forget to vote for your favorites! Let us know in the comments if you have any cheeky wedding wishes we should have added.
#1
"Never laugh at her choices. You are her biggest one dude! Congrats for this amazing journey you’re about to witness!"
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#2
"I will pass on some of my wisdom to you my friend: the most important four words for a successful marriage: "I’ll do the dishes"."
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#3
"Congratulations and a piece of advice: don’t build furniture together if you want this to last!"
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#4
"Don't worry, 90% of the marriage will go by saying "WHAT" from another room and am sure you got this! Congratulations people!"
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#5
"Marriage is like vitamins: we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements."
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#6
"Marriage is a bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them."
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#7
"Congratulations on your wedding, may you always be able to put up with each other!"
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Should You Wish Brides and Grooms Differently?
Here’s an interesting fact that you probably never knew! A Victorian-era wedding tradition stated that people should never wish a bride by saying “Congratulations.” This wedding etiquette is based on the premise that only the bridegroom is lucky to have taken a bride. Therefore, you should only say “Best Wishes” to her.
You might have caught a reference to this age-old tradition in the season 4 finale of Mad Men. When Don Draper announces his engagement to Megan, Pete Campbell corrects a co-worker by saying that you shouldn’t congratulate a bride; you should only wish her the best.
Luckily, these old customs have changed over the years, and now you can share short, funny wedding wishes for the happy couple. Laughter is a much more significant part of marriage ceremonies than ever before. People even go to the extent of playing wedding pranks! Imagine having to restrain yourself from sharing funny wedding wishes for your best friend. That doesn’t seem like a wedding you’d want to attend, right?
#8
"And now you two have officially become one: one bed, one remote, one bathroom! Congratulations on your union as life partners!"
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#9
"What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday."
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#10
"Saying I do while getting married is like blindly clicking on the I accept checkbox while installing new software on your computer. You do it despite having no clue of what will come next. Congratulations on getting married."
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#11
"It's a true blessing to know that, for the rest of your life, there's only one special person you want to annoy. Congratulations!"
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#12
"Married life is not for the faint - hearted; just ask my bank account manager! Congratulations!"
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#13
"Getting married is like being in drama school. You get to practice everything from comedy to melodrama to tragedy. Congratulations."
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#14
"Marriage: Where “Yes Dear” are the magic words."
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#15
"Why marry when jumping in front of a train is easier and faster?! Just kidding! Hope your wedding finds you smiling!"
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#16
"Congratulations on getting married to such a beautiful person! Thank you for bringing an absolutely amazing friend to us, now we can finally get rid of you!"
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#17
"Don't mess this up! But in case you do, just know that you can keep my gift... Congrats!"
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#18
"You will have moments when you really love each other… then there will be the rest of the time!"
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#19
"The only person in the world – your partner who tolerates your annoying relatives, smells your morning breath, sees your worst version and your bad habits, but still loves you. Don’t ever lose [him/her]. Wishing you the best married life."
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#20
"Congratulations and best of luck on continuing to ignore the little annoying things."
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