There was a time when wedding vows were very standard for everyone: a priest would read them to you during the ceremony, and your only role as the bride or groom would be to say “I do.” A lot has changed since then, and while some people might still opt for classic vows, others come up with unique wedding vows to make their significant other feel special on the day they celebrate their love for each other.
If you and your soon-to-be life partner share the same sense of humor, it may be a good idea to prepare funny vows for each other. Just keep in mind when you are coming up with wedding vow ideas that the entire wedding party — however big or small you choose it to be — will have to listen to you, so you should probably avoid saying anything that will make your listeners feel awkward.
Coming up with funny wedding vow ideas is not an easy task, so if you want to brush up on your writing skills, we have got a bunch of examples of wedding vows that will tickle your funny bone, make your partner appreciate you even more, and give your guests a chuckle. Vote for your favorite ones and let us know if you incorporate any of these in your personal speech.
Do you know any fun wedding vows? Did you happen to say some to your significant other on your special day? We look forward to reading them in the comments.
#1
"I promise to open jars for you and pretend that you loosened it."
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#2
"We look pretty good. What is it we were all dressed up for?"
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#3
"When I say ‘I do,’ I don’t mean the dishes."
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#4
"I promise to make you a bacon sandwich when you’re hungover."
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#5
"Let's be dumb together — just plain stupid. Make bad choices, eat the wrong things, take the bad turns, and then let's tell great stories, the same ones — forever and ever until no one can stand us but each other."
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#6
"This is a lot of pressure, huh, I better not blow this... what’s your name again?"
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#7
"I vow to have a glass of wine with you as we cry over the challenges of parenthood."
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#8
"I promise that for as long as both of us shall live, I will not use all of the hot water, I will share the blankets, I will keep the supply of toilet paper replenished, and I will do as many dishes as I can, so bless me, God."
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#9
"I promise to be your co-pilot, your navigator, and to bring snacks on our road trip through life."
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#10
"The hours you spend playing video games will go unnoticed by me because I will be too busy scrolling through my instagram feed."
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#11
"As soon as the appetizers are brought out, I solemnly swear that I will update all of my social media profiles with the status 'married.'"
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#12
"I vow to love you even as you scan through all those movies without picking one to actually watch."
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#13
"I promise to always respect your choice of music in the car when you are driving. If you are not driving, however..."
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#14
"I promise to take the bins out… occasionally."
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#15
"A pair of penguins mate for life, across hundreds of miles of tundra. The female penguin travels to bring food to the male, as he watches the egg over a month of sub-zero temperatures. As your husband, I promise never to ask you to do anything like that."
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#16
"I want your worst—give me your bad hair days, your long commutes, your burnt coffee, lost keys, splashed shoes, annoying coworkers, lost receipts, broken copiers, give me your every day, and I will give you my love to make it alright."
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#17
"Now that we have gotten skinny for this wedding, let's get real fat together."
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#18
"I vow never to steal your covers unless you are hogging them."
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#19
"I promise not to drink your drinks, even though I am thirsty and your drink is literally right there."
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#20
"I promise not to force you to watch a Gilmore Girls marathon."
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