We all know the struggle of coming up with good usernames every time you need to create an online account. First, it takes you hours, if not days, to think of what seems to be a list of cool usernames you could possibly use that would reflect your personality and sound awesome — and then you watch how every single one of them is rejected because someone else had the same idea. Just out of frustration, you try a funny, maybe even slightly inappropriate name, and what do you know, it’s available, and now you’re stuck with it.
There are some people, though, who choose funny names on purpose. While this may not be everyone’s cup of tea, if you have a couple of funny username ideas, why not try them – they might actually grow on you. Ideas for usernames might come from virtually any part of your life, so let yourself be inspired and sprinkle that inspiration with a dash of humor.
For this article, we collected some of the funniest usernames the internet has to offer. How do you usually come up with username ideas when you set up an account? Share with us the story behind your username, and if you have ever come across funny usernames, let us know.
#21
chotchcowboy said:
"'Bholecranker' and my personal favorite: 'TheJFKExperience'."
"'Bholecranker' and my personal favorite: 'TheJFKExperience'."
TheWoahgie replied:
"Let’s go that’s my Xbox and Tarkov username. If that’s taken I default to 'TheLincolnExp'."
"Let’s go that’s my Xbox and Tarkov username. If that’s taken I default to 'TheLincolnExp'."
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25points
#22
"There’s a guy named 'Dr_PeckerChecker' and he invites me to every game we are in the same lobby for, out of solidarity I imagine."
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24points
#23
"There was this one guy I saw on League of Legends playing as Tahm Kench, a guy known for EATIN'.
So the way the game displays names is the Champion's name above the user's name in the loading screen.
So it read:
'Tahm Kench AteMyDog'."
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23points
#25
"I once met a guy at MAGfest who played in a TF2 tournament as "Urethra Franklin"."
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22points
#28
"I saw "Bonercoaster", like, 3 wipes ago and I still giggle to myself about it."
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21points
#31
"I can't recall what game it was exactly but I think it was a mecha game where someone used the name "Out of Range" to good effect."
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20points
#33
"Something about people with horrible ping naming themselves "Internet Explorer" with a matching picture tickles my funnybone."
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19points
#36
''About 99 ninjas' on CoD was the one that inspired my current PSN back on PS3."
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18points
#38
wizzerd695 said:
"Hex: devour glue."
"Hex: devour glue."
ChuckECheeseOfficial replied:
"Whaddaya know, I once played with a 'Hex: Devour Crayons'."
"Whaddaya know, I once played with a 'Hex: Devour Crayons'."
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17points
#39
"Dont know if funny, but in Dota 2, in lobbies there was/is a button that says "Coach this team", which lets you become a "coach", in where you can see the match from that team's perspective without delay, unlike if you were spectating. This was banned from tournaments, but one guy managed to do coach a couple of games by renaming his profile to "Coach this team", and since the profile name replaced the text prompt, no one noticed until one player had the game on a different language."
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17points
#40
"One of you delinquents that bought my flea order has the name 'TimmyTidePod'."
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17points
