We all know the struggle of coming up with good usernames every time you need to create an online account. First, it takes you hours, if not days, to think of what seems to be a list of cool usernames you could possibly use that would reflect your personality and sound awesome — and then you watch how every single one of them is rejected because someone else had the same idea. Just out of frustration, you try a funny, maybe even slightly inappropriate name, and what do you know, it’s available, and now you’re stuck with it.
There are some people, though, who choose funny names on purpose. While this may not be everyone’s cup of tea, if you have a couple of funny username ideas, why not try them – they might actually grow on you. Ideas for usernames might come from virtually any part of your life, so let yourself be inspired and sprinkle that inspiration with a dash of humor.
For this article, we collected some of the funniest usernames the internet has to offer. How do you usually come up with username ideas when you set up an account? Share with us the story behind your username, and if you have ever come across funny usernames, let us know.
#1
"Once when I was playing the original Halo I saw this guy called 'Like 20 Whales' so when you were killed by him it said Lammasu was killed by like 20 whales."
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107points
#3
"Yesterday I played against a "Nod if you need a hug" - I gave a chuckle and moved on, but they are the first one I find, doing a gen. They stop and look straight at me. I nod and she proceeds to run around me in circles. Soon enough all the other survivors followed.
I felt loved.
Until we all jumped into snowmen and tried to leave via the exit gate. Then I felt alone seeing them all go away in the distance."
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56points
#4
"My favorite is still, from the first days of Halo 2 on Xbox live, 'A grandma'."
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47points
#5
SaxMastery said:
"Nacho Man Ranchy Salad."
"Nacho Man Ranchy Salad."
twistmytiddies replied:
"Originally wanted that as my Roblox name but ranchy was inappropriate so now it's 'NachoManCreamySalad'."
"Originally wanted that as my Roblox name but ranchy was inappropriate so now it's 'NachoManCreamySalad'."
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41points
#7
"I kept getting my suff slapped in DOOM multiplayer by “IstilluseMyspace” once. I think about that guy a lot."
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40points
#8
Pokeslash109 said:
"Yesterday I had a match with 'Blowme-Wan Kenobi'."
"Yesterday I had a match with 'Blowme-Wan Kenobi'."
GenericUsername02469 replied:
"Usually it’s 'Obi Wan Can Blow Me'. I’ve used that username a few times in the past."
"Usually it’s 'Obi Wan Can Blow Me'. I’ve used that username a few times in the past."
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38points
#9
"I’m a fan of the username seen on Youtube: 'The Famous And Handsome Detective Manny Pardo On The Hunt For The Filthy Miami Mutilator'. I always chuckle when I see it."
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36points
#15
"A priest in World of Warcraft named 'Atheist'. It's pronounced 'A Theist'."
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31points
#18
"My alt is WomanDater673.
Every comp game I join I get someone asking to date me so it's very effective.
Fake it till you make it."
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29points
#20
"Was playing League with some friends once and ended up against someone who went by 'Sweaty Betty'. We still joke about it."
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26points