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30 Hilarious Posts Of People Trying To Grow Their Own Food And Failing (New Pics)
Funny,FailsMAY 14, 2024

30 Hilarious Posts Of People Trying To Grow Their Own Food And Failing (New Pics)

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In theory, growing your own fruits and vegetables is a smart way to live. You’re fully aware of where your food is coming from, and you can rest easy knowing that what you eat doesn’t contain pesticides and chemicals. 
However, the process itself involves many moving parts. If you’re not a seasoned grower, you’re more likely to commit missteps that can lead to unflattering results (to say the least). As you’ll see in this list, it is much more common than you think. 
This series of photos comes from a seemingly endless pile from the r/MightyHarvest subreddit. And they only get funnier as you scroll through.
Bored Panda also spoke to horticultural consultant and urban farming expert Martyna Krol, who shared some helpful insights.

#1 My First Potato (Banana For Scale)

My First Potato (Banana For Scale)
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According to Krol, growing in minerally imbalanced soil is one of the reasons for poor fruit growth, noting that certain fruits and vegetables "have a big appetite for nutrients."

"Often growing plants such as tomatoes, courgettes or cucumbers in soil that has not got enough nutrients in it will result in misshapen fruits or weaker plants, eventually leading to the disease." 

#2 Brushes Off Shoulder

Brushes Off Shoulder
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Adequate nourishment is essential, especially when growing in pots or raised beds. Krol suggested some easy and affordable ways to do it.

"The easiest one is either invest in a compost bin or buddy up with a garden or a growing project that does composting. The ready to use compost is diverse in many soil animals, which in turn make the nutrients available to the plant."

#3 King Of The Pineapples

King Of The Pineapples
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#4 Behold My Prize Winning Pumpkin

Behold My Prize Winning Pumpkin
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#5 We Shall Feast As Kings!

We Shall Feast As Kings!
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#6 Glory To My Bounty

Glory To My Bounty
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#7 Tomato And Cat For Size

Tomato And Cat For Size
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#8 This Barbie's Making Salsa Tonight!

This Barbie's Making Salsa Tonight!
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If your fruits and vegetables aren’t growing as they should, you’re also likely committing costly errors in your gardening efforts. Nikhil Arora, co-founder of organic gardening company Back to the Roots, spoke with The Spruce, pointing out that overplanting could be the reason why your vegetable garden isn’t as luscious. 

He then shared crucial advice: stick with one plant, especially if you’re just starting your vegetable gardening venture. 

“Try growing something—one thing!—and see how easy and fun it can be. Maybe try growing cherry tomatoes with a kit on your windowsill,” he said, stressing the importance of planting in small spaces.


#9 My Biggest Pepper Of The Year

My Biggest Pepper Of The Year
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#10 3.5 Years Of Tending To My White Currant Plant, And Finally... 4 White Currant!!!

3.5 Years Of Tending To My White Currant Plant, And Finally... 4 White Currant!!!
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#11 This Is The Cucumber Harvest We've Been Waiting For. Sage Leaf For Scale

This Is The Cucumber Harvest We've Been Waiting For. Sage Leaf For Scale
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#12 Mightiest Corn Harvest Of The Season

Mightiest Corn Harvest Of The Season
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#13 Behold My Beefsteak Tomato

Behold My Beefsteak Tomato
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#14 Please Enjoy My Bountiful Harvest- Triangle Carrot

Please Enjoy My Bountiful Harvest- Triangle Carrot
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Megan Foster of seed supplier American Meadows also spoke with The Spruce. She pointed out the importance of having pollinator plants, especially when planting fruits and vegetables. 

Foster put it simply: “No pollinators means no vegetables, fruits, grains or oils (canola, sunflower, palm).” She then made a few suggestions to start with, especially for newbie growers. 

"Milkweed, coneflowers, and sunflowers are easy to grow and make a great addition to a vegetable garden. This makes it easier for bees, butterflies, and birds to spot them from the sky.”

#15 A Bountiful Chili Harvest

A Bountiful Chili Harvest
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#16 On The Menu Tonight: Carrot Cake For One (Mouse)

On The Menu Tonight: Carrot Cake For One (Mouse)
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#17 The Great Potato Hartvest Of 2023

The Great Potato Hartvest Of 2023
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#18 3 Massive Bunches Of Grapes

3 Massive Bunches Of Grapes
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#19 My Zucchini! Tonight, We Dine Like Kings 👑

My Zucchini! Tonight, We Dine Like Kings 👑
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#20 Vampires Aren’t Getting Within 100km Of This House!

Vampires Aren’t Getting Within 100km Of This House!
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