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"No, I'm Texting From My Microwave": 70 Screenshots Of People Choosing Violence While Texting

"No, I'm Texting From My Microwave": 70 Screenshots Of People Choosing Violence While Texting

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How many times have you stopped in your tracks before replying to someone’s text, Pandas? Crafting a reply can be an art: a little funny, a little clever, and just a tad of self-deprecation can be the recipe for a real banger. Humor matters, especially when you’re trying to make a first impression. In fact, 92% of Hinge users say that a shared sense of humor is important when looking for a partner.
Knowing how to reply in a witty way can be a lifesaver, and not just when dating. A funny text can decrease tension, brighten up someone’s day, or inspire others when it’s on a list like this online. Bored Panda has collected the best screenshots from a dedicated IG page that collects hilarious texts and witty comebacks, so scroll down and check them out!
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#1

Savage text replies about money and trees in a funny mom and child conversation
53points

#2

Savage text reply about first kiss humorously ends chat
50points

#3

Savage text reply about Google logo changes ends conversation swiftly
45points

#4

Savage text reply about detention and diabetes joke to dad
44points

#5

Savage text reply about mom making jokes and creation
43points

#6

Savage text reply about picking dad up with a prison welcome sign
39points

#7

Savage text reply with pun about piano, tuna, and glue
37points

#8

Savage text reply about wrong number ending party invitation abruptly
37points

#9

Savage text reply about dad leaving note on microwave at three in the morning
32points

#10

Savage text reply joking about texting from a microwave ending conversation
30points

#11

Savage text reply about helping grandma text on her new phone
30points

#12

Funny savage text reply about taking Dora on a trip
29points

#13

Savage text joke about ball hitting in park
29points

#14

Savage text reply misunderstanding losing an aunt as physically finding her
28points

#15

Funny savage text replies making a library reservation pun
28points

#16

Savage text reply with snowman joke calling old snowman water
26points

#17

Savage text reply joking about liking bad boys and vitamins
26points

#18

Savage text reply about dating and breakups in savage text replies
26points

#19

Savage text reply about happiness and dyslexia ends conversation
26points

#20

Funny text about asking mom for money and acronym M.O.M
25points
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