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66 Funny Toxic Traits Shared By 99.9% Of Humans
FunnyMAR 8, 2023

66 Funny Toxic Traits Shared By 99.9% Of Humans

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Toxic traits are no good - they poison relationships and make your life harder for you and for those around you. However, what if we were to say that we all have toxic traits? Not toxic as in ‘dealy’ toxic, but as in funny toxic traits? Yeah, that’s right, we all have unflattering personality traits! Curious to learn about what they might be? Well then, you are in for a treat because this is our funny toxic traits list that most of us have and recognize but still continue to practice despite ourselves. 
Here’s a sneak peek - have you ever responded to a compliment in a double-verification way with a doubtful “Really?” Well, here’s the thing - it is one of the funny toxic traits absolutely every one of us has practiced at least once! Also, we’re pretty sure you’ve at least once in your life delayed a task for so long it gave you horrible anxiety to even start it. Well, we’ve been there and done that more times than it would be appropriate to acknowledge. And then there’s the legendary forgetting someone’s name right after you’ve been introduced. Yeah, we all have these unflattering character traits, and although most of us can do something about it, the mere existence of these funny toxic traits is good proof of how equally flawed we all are as humans. 
So, ready for more funny toxic trait examples? Yeah, we get it; recognizing them in your own self might not be the most pleasant experience, but don’t forget that we all have these funny noxious traits, and we’re all human around here!

#1 Putting Your Music On Shuffle And Then Still Skipping Through Them To Get To The One You Wanted Anyway

Putting Your Music On Shuffle And Then Still Skipping Through Them To Get To The One You Wanted Anyway
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96points

#2 Being Exhausted All Day, Until It's Time To Go To Bed And Suddenly Your Brain Is Wide Awake

Being Exhausted All Day, Until It's Time To Go To Bed And Suddenly Your Brain Is Wide Awake
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93points

#3 Putting Off Easy 15-Minute Task For 3 Weeks To The Point Where It Causes You So Much Anxiety That It's Too Hard For You To Even Begin

Putting Off Easy 15-Minute Task For 3 Weeks To The Point Where It Causes You So Much Anxiety That It's Too Hard For You To Even Begin
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87points

#4 Being Productive For 20 Minutes And Then Giving Yourself A 2-Hour Break

Being Productive For 20 Minutes And Then Giving Yourself A 2-Hour Break
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85points

#5 Having Fake Fights In Your Head So You Can Be Ready If You Ever Have To Defend Your Convictions

Having Fake Fights In Your Head So You Can Be Ready If You Ever Have To Defend Your Convictions
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83points

#6 Throwing Away The Packaging From Your Microwave Food And Then Forgetting Its Cooking Instructions

Throwing Away The Packaging From Your Microwave Food And Then Forgetting Its Cooking Instructions
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82points

#7 Holding It In When There Is Nothing Stopping You From Getting Up And Going To The Bathroom

Holding It In When There Is Nothing Stopping You From Getting Up And Going To The Bathroom
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79points

#8 Waking Up On Time But Laying In Bed Until You Are Late

Waking Up On Time But Laying In Bed Until You Are Late
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78points

#9 Forgetting Someone's Name Just After Shaking Hands With Them For The First Time

Forgetting Someone's Name Just After Shaking Hands With Them For The First Time
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76points

#10 Rereading An Email Immediately After You Send It

Rereading An Email Immediately After You Send It
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72points

#11 You Are Constantly Interrupting People. You Don't Mean To! You Just Get Excited And Need To Interject

You Are Constantly Interrupting People. You Don't Mean To! You Just Get Excited And Need To Interject
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64points

#12 Picking Pimples That Aren't "Ready" Even Though You Know You're Going To Make Your Face Look A Million Times Worse

Picking Pimples That Aren't "Ready" Even Though You Know You're Going To Make Your Face Look A Million Times Worse
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63points

#13 Thinking About Dropping Your Phone Anytime You're Standing Above A Body Of Water

Thinking About Dropping Your Phone Anytime You're Standing Above A Body Of Water
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62points

#14 Staging Fictional Conversations Between You And Friends, Enemies, Celebrity Crushes, Anyone

Staging Fictional Conversations Between You And Friends, Enemies, Celebrity Crushes, Anyone
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62points

#15 Always Needing Background Noise To Do Literally Anything

Always Needing Background Noise To Do Literally Anything
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61points

#16 Eating The Lunch You Brought To Work As A Snack At 10 Am

Eating The Lunch You Brought To Work As A Snack At 10 Am
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59points

#17 Asking Multiple Different People For Advice And Then Doing Whatever You Want

Asking Multiple Different People For Advice And Then Doing Whatever You Want
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58points

#18 Saying "Sounds Good!" When It Does Not In Fact Sound Good

Saying "Sounds Good!" When It Does Not In Fact Sound Good
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58points

#19 Responding To Somebody In Your Head While Forgetting To Text Back

Responding To Somebody In Your Head While Forgetting To Text Back
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56points

#20 Putting Leftovers In The Refrigerator, Knowing You Are Not Going To Touch Them Again

Putting Leftovers In The Refrigerator, Knowing You Are Not Going To Touch Them Again
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52points
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