Beer is the most popular alcoholic beverage worldwide. In fact, after water and tea, it’s the most commonly consumed drink in the world. So “Cheers!” to the world’s all-time favorite drink to party with! But whatever your drink of choice is, the ritual of toasting is one of the oldest forms of communication and a universal way to celebrate life’s big moments.
Toasting was first documented in ancient Greece and Rome as a way for people to wish for each other’s health and wellbeing. Centuries later, the habit of clinking glasses started accompanying the ritual everywhere around Europe. No one knows whether clinking glasses was meant to mix everyone’s drinks (thereby reducing the odds of being poisoned) or to add sound to the experience. Today, though, we still do it to pay homage to those who have made an impact on our lives — whether it be our parents, friends, or colleagues.
But aren’t you tired of saying that banal “Cheers”? Can’t we find some funnier cheers alternatives? Whether you need an excuse to clink glasses or just want to add some fun to your social gatherings, here are some great options for saying “cheers” that might just become your new go-to drinking toasts!
#1
"Here’s to alcohol, the rose-colored glasses of life." - F. Scott Fitzgerald
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#2
The past is always tense, the future perfect.
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#3
Pain makes you stronger.
Tears make you braver.
Heartbreak makes you wiser.
And vodka makes you not remember any of that cr*p.
Tears make you braver.
Heartbreak makes you wiser.
And vodka makes you not remember any of that cr*p.
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#4
May we be who our dogs think we are.
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#5
May our children be blessed with rich parents!
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#6
"Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says to love your enemy." -
Frank Sinatra
Frank Sinatra
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#7
Here’s to being naughty and saving Santa a trip.
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#8
Here's to a long life and a happy one. A quick death and an easy one. A good girl and an honest one, a cold pint and another one.
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#9
Here’s to staying positive and testing negative!
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#10
Another day another bender. No retreat no surrender.
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#11
May we all have the chance to prove that money can’t make us happy.
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#12
Here’s to those who wish us well,
All the rest can go to hell.
All the rest can go to hell.
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#13
"As Bill and Ted once said: 'Be excellent to each other, and party on, dudes.'"
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#14
Here’s to you. You may not be as wise as an owl, but you’re always a hoot!
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#15
Here’s to the nights we’ll never remember
With our friends, we’ll never forget.
With our friends, we’ll never forget.
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#16
"To absent friends, lost loves, old gods, and the season of mists, and may each one of us always give the devil his due." - Neil Gaiman
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#17
To the holidays—all 365 of them.
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#18
May your coffee and slanders against you be ever alike - without grounds.
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#19
Here's to the bride
And here's to the groom
And to the bride's father
Who'll pay for this room.
And here's to the groom
And to the bride's father
Who'll pay for this room.
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#20
Here’s to it, and from it, and to it again, and if you don’t do it when you get to it, you may never get to it to do it again!
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