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109 Brilliant Tinder Puns That Totally Deserve A Date, But Don't Always Work As Expected
JokesJUN 27, 2017

109 Brilliant Tinder Puns That Totally Deserve A Date, But Don't Always Work As Expected

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Wading into the deep and dark waters of Tinder takes courage and strength, but if you can survive the treacherous journey into the kingdom of matches, a treasure trove of the most brilliant pun pick-up lines known to humankind awaits you there.
Suppose you have any experience with the massively popular hookup—er, dating app Tinder. In that case, you know that, in most cases, it’s where humor and any semblance of personality come to die. Tinder pick-up lines and funny Tinder openers are known to be notoriously bland and are usually just abbreviated phrases. 
When the rare and precious moment comes along, and someone delivers the best puns that are smoother than a Piña Colada, it’s worth celebrating. The rest of the time... Let’s just say there aren't enough hands in the world for the number of facepalms we’d like to do because of the “best” Tinder pick-up lines.
Check out the best and worst puns and Tinder jokes we managed to scrape from the very bottom of Tinder and vote for the ones that made you laugh—or cringe—the hardest.

#1 "Russian Girls Do It Best. I Love Puns"

"Russian Girls Do It Best. I Love Puns"
265points

#2 Matched With A Persian Girl

Matched With A Persian Girl
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235points

#3 Rekt

Rekt
234points

#4 Puns Get The Girls

Puns Get The Girls
228points

#5 I Was Doing So Well

I Was Doing So Well
213points

Do Tinder Jokes Really Work?

As with many things in dating, there’s no definite, one-fit-all answer to this question. The quality of your jokes matters, but so does the matching sense of humor of the person on the other side. Yes, people can have different senses of humor, and there’s no telling if yours matches with the person you swiped right until you have a conversation. 

But if things do line up, Tinder jokes can be a great way to break the ice. Let’s face it: having to flirt online is already tricky enough, so a good laugh right off the bat can help significantly. Funny Tinder profiles can be a good tell. If they dedicated time to come up with jokes for the bio, there’s a good chance they’ll appreciate your humorous opener.  

#6 That Time I Clocked Tinder

That Time I Clocked Tinder
190points

#7 I Really Didn't Think Of That One

I Really Didn't Think Of That One
149points

#8 Damn That's Cold

Damn That's Cold
141points

#9 So This Happened

So This Happened
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131points

#10 Probably Getting Unmatched

Probably Getting Unmatched
129points

#11 Finally

Finally
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102points

#12 She Unmatched Me Pretty Quick

She Unmatched Me Pretty Quick
99points

#13 I Can't Believe This Works

I Can't Believe This Works
99points

#14 I Didn't Think It Would Actually Work

I Didn't Think It Would Actually Work
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97points

#15 Tinder Can Be A Slippery Slope

Tinder Can Be A Slippery Slope
95points

How Do You Come Up With Funny Tinder Pick-up Lines?

If you liked this person, chances are you already know what they say about themselves on their dating profile. Use this knowledge to come up with a humorous opening line. If you find puns funny, Tinder is known for their excessive use, so you can try one, too.

However, puns aren’t the easiest type of humor, so make sure yours isn't an example of a bad pun. Most importantly, whatever jokes you employ shouldn’t be offensive or make anyone feel bad. 

#16 I'm Sooo Fun

I'm Sooo Fun
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87points

#17 Delayed Reaction

Delayed Reaction
75points

#18 Mate Snagged An Ultimate Meme Name While We Were Camping

Mate Snagged An Ultimate Meme Name While We Were Camping
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72points

#19 Nailed It

Nailed It
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71points

#20 Titanic

Titanic
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69points
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