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What Are Some Funny Phrases to Say When You're Not Sure How to Respond?

Conversing for those less fortunate in the social world might be hard. It's times like these when funny phrases or silly quotes come into play. Also, nothing will ever beat a batch of funny work quotes if you're at the office.

But there are also occasions when any of the funny sayings will work. So, if you're stuck in a void of awkward silence, try out some trivia questions or spit out a random fact to get the conversation back on track.

What Are Some Funny Expressions to Say After Answering the Phone?

Answering our phones is something we do regularly without giving it much thought; however, you can spice up even that. Get some hilarious quotes out, which are more than welcome to include references to anime TV series, Marvel action movies, etc. You can also use these neutral, funny phrases when answering the phone:

• "Go ahead, caller, you're on the air!"
• "Bob's crematorium, you kill 'em, we grill 'em."
• "This is me, is this you?"
• "Goodbye."
• "Hippity Hoppity, what's Poppity?"
• "Is it done?"

Of course, don't go answering phones in your office with a "moshi moshi"; that probably wouldn't get you an "employee of the month" award. But to your friends and family, it would be an excellent start to a conversation.