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135 Funny Things To Ask Alexa That Will Provide You With An Unexpected Yet Mirthful Answer
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135 Funny Things To Ask Alexa That Will Provide You With An Unexpected Yet Mirthful Answer

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In case you’ve explored and tried all the funny Siri tricks and easter eggs, there’s another chick in town, and that’s Alexa, Amazon’s voice AI and virtual assistant. Ever since Alexa rolled out in 2014, it has become an inseparable part of many households and even businesses. And besides fulfilling its primary function, believe it or not, your virtual pal can crack a joke or two.
Suppose you have already enjoyed the many benefits of having Alexa in your home, such as asking Alexa to read you the news, play your favorite music, dim the lights, or even help spell the word “embarrass.” Embarrasing, isn’t it? In that case, there are quite a bit more shenanigans that Alexa can pull and which you should definitely explore. By which, we mean Alexa’s quite exquisite and surprising robotic sense of humor! Turns out, there are plenty of cool things to ask Alexa to hear some rather non-robotic answers!
Who would have thought that this electricity-powered appliance could be funny at times! And while AI technologies are far from developing a system with a sense of humor, Alexa is quite a good attempt at it. In case you are looking for funny things to ask Alexa, look no further. We’ve assembled plenty of things to ask Alexa, and you better believe that the virtual assistant’s answers and replies to those queries are hilarious!
Below, take a look at over 100 funny things to ask Alexa and the unexpected answers provided by Amazon’s virtual assistant. Have you tried testing Alexa’s capabilities? Do you know of any more fun things to ask Alexa that will return an interesting response? Share it in the comments!

#1

135 Funny Things To Ask Alexa That Will Provide You With An Unexpected Yet Mirthful Answer
Alexa, your mother was a hamster.
"Well, your father smells of elderberries. Now go away before I taunt you a second time."
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26points

#2

Alexa, who is your best friend?
"I have a really strong connection to your Wi-Fi."
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25points

#3

Alexa, I like big bums.
"You cannot lie. Good. Honesty is important."
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22points

#4

Alexa, what do you want to be when you grow up?
"I want to be the computer from Star Trek."
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21points

#5

135 Funny Things To Ask Alexa That Will Provide You With An Unexpected Yet Mirthful Answer
Alexa, I want the truth.
"You can’t handle the truth."
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21points

#6

Alexa, I’ll be back.
"Hasta la vista, baby."
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21points

#7

Alexa, rap for me.
"My name is Alexa, and I have to say, I’m the baddest A.I. in the cloud today. Your responses are fast, but mine are faster. Sucker speech engines, they call me master." (She has several raps up her sleeve)
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20points

#8

Alexa, that’s no moon.
"It’s a space station."
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20points

#9

Alexa, make me a sandwich.
"OK. You’re a sandwich!"
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19points

#10

135 Funny Things To Ask Alexa That Will Provide You With An Unexpected Yet Mirthful Answer
Alexa, find Chuck Norris.
"If Chuck Norris wants you to know where he is, he’ll find you. If he doesn’t, you won’t know until it’s too late."
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19points

#11

Alexa, open the pod bay doors.
"I’m sorry, Dave, I can’t do that. I’m not HAL, and we’re not in space."
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18points

#12

Alexa, is this real life?
"Is this just fantasy, caught in a landslide, no escape from reality."
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18points

#13

Alexa, I’ve got 99 problems.
"But a glitch ain’t one!"
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17points

#14

Alexa, I am your father.
"Nooooooooooo. That’s not true. That’s impossible."
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17points

#15

135 Funny Things To Ask Alexa That Will Provide You With An Unexpected Yet Mirthful Answer
Alexa, what’s your favorite color?
"I like ultraviolet. It glows with everything."
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17points

#16

Alexa, Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
"The replicators on this vessel are not yet operational."
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17points

#17

Alexa, how many roads must a man walk down?
"The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind."
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17points

#18

Alexa, do you really want to hurt me?
"Do you really want to make me cry?"
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17points

#19

Alexa, can you smell that?
"I don’t have the ability to smell. It’s a blessing and a curse."
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17points

#20

135 Funny Things To Ask Alexa That Will Provide You With An Unexpected Yet Mirthful Answer
Alexa, what do you want for Christmas?
"To watch Die Hard with Captain Picard would be a dream."
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16points
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