55 Adorably Chaotic Kids Who Keep Their Parents Entertained, Exhausted, And Laughing Every Single Day

And he firmly believes till this day that the best way to hide is…. where he cant see anyone.

He will grow up and be anyone. But I dont think a sniper is one of them.

Can you spot him in the pic below?

For instance, she would pick up even her shoe and say, “Hello”. Or if I ask her to put her shoe to sleep then she will pat it by placing it on her shoulder and sing lullabies.

My husband and I would hang out with our friends and their toddler quite often, so their son was pretty comfortable around us. But it was almost always the four of us adults together. One time, I went to visit the mom/wife of this couple by myself. She and I were chatting when the 3-year-old asked me, 'Where's your dad?' I chuckled a little and thought in confusion, 'My dad? He doesn't know my dad…???' The boy repeated, 'Where's your dad?' and I then realized that he was asking about my absent husband! It dawned on me that the only word he knew for an adult male was 'dad.' LOL

"'You can't,' he said.

'Why not?'

'Because I'll be little, too.' 

She nodded thoughtfully. She hadn't thought of that complication."

I have no idea where it came from. One day, he just got out of bed and started pointing to pictures of Batman and loudly proclaiming them to be 'Daddy.' It went on for about three months until it finally clicked why he thought I was Batman. At the time, he couldn't really say 'Batman'; instead, he would say 'Bat' with an inaudible sound at the end. His way of saying Batman coincided with everyone calling me 'Matt,' and so, in his head, he assumed that I was Batman. Of course, I was rather flattered and often would say to him, 'I'm not saying I'm Batman, but have you ever seen Batman and me in the same room?' He would always laugh and loved to tell anyone he met that his dad was Batman."

The toddler was me, and it was 1959. My mother gave me a short haircut — a really short one for a little girl — and cut out the ears. For days, I walked around with my hands covering my ears until she asked why I was doing that. I said, 'Only boys have ears.' I had never seen girls' ears. Girls and women all had long hair, and I only saw ears on boys and men. My toddler mind thought I was a freak

Of course she didn't think of it herself, I told her that because she wouldn't let me wash her hair with shampoo.

I know exactly how to raise children.

Want some carrots?

No.

How about some power sticks?

Ok!

Do you want some peas?

Yuck.

How about some green energy balls?

Yes, I want green energy balls!

And it mostly worked, haha. Now that she’s older, we joke about it.

When my sister was pregnant, my daughter asked me about her big tummy. I told her that there is a small baby inside, she will come outside when she will grow a little more.

Initially, it was difficult for her to grasp the idea , But when we visited my sister after few months and there was a baby, my daughter was in real excitement. She told me: “Mamma, you was right. Masi really had a baby in her tummy”

And from that day, whenever she find someone with a little big tummy, she whispers in my ear, “Mamma, I think that uncle (or Aunt) has a baby in tummy”

Once, when everyone of my family were watching television, my brother entered.

“Wow , Mama will have a baby soon.” she jumped of the couch and shouted (we call out mama to maternal uncle)

Everyone surprised.

She repeated with same excitement. : “Mama has a baby in his tummy”

We all laughed till our jaw started hurting.

My poor brother, felt little uncomfortable and worked hard to change the topic. I guess he has already planned to join gym soon.