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70 Of The Most Brutal Responses To Ex Texts
Funny,CuriositiesMAR 19, 2025

70 Of The Most Brutal Responses To Ex Texts

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The dreaded ex. Most of us have got them. There are millions of occasions when the situation is resolved with an amicable, mature ceasefire that can even blossom into a beautiful friendship. Sadly, there are just as many occasions when the asshole can frankly just drop dead for all you care, together with his savage text fails.
In these times of instant messaging and easy contact at the touch of your fingertips, it can be just too tempting for the eschewed ex to reach out and test the waters. An uncalculated text from your ex can end up causing an explosion of emotions with WW III proportions. Bored Panda had compiled a list of times when people came up with the perfect response to these unwanted advances, some of them are just deliciously devilish and undoubtedly funny texts.
Scroll down to check out the list of ex-texts and funny messages, and may the force be with you while dealing with your senseless ex.

#1 Hard Pass

Hard Pass
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#2 Slowly Suffocating

Slowly Suffocating
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#3 Savage Burn

Savage Burn
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#4 Sleeping Like A Baby

Sleeping Like A Baby
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#5 Savage Burn

Savage Burn
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#6 Wait, There Were Feelings?

Wait, There Were Feelings?
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#7 Dealing With Your Ex

Dealing With Your Ex
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#8 Lesson Learned

Lesson Learned
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#9 Text Form Ex

Text Form Ex
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#10 Moving On

Moving On
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#11 It Reminds Me Of You

It Reminds Me Of You
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#12 A Real Nightmare

A Real Nightmare
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#13 Just Nope

Just Nope
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#14 Text From Ex

Text From Ex
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#15 Growing Up

Growing Up
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#16 You Just Have To Visit It

You Just Have To Visit It
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#17 As Far Away As The Sun

As Far Away As The Sun
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#18 Fact Check

Fact Check
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#19 Text From Ex

Text From Ex
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#20 Thanks For Ruining It

Thanks For Ruining It
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