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87 Of The Most Brutal Responses To Ex Texts
Funny,CuriositiesOCT 17, 2017

87 Of The Most Brutal Responses To Ex Texts

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The dreaded ex. Most of us have got them. There are millions of occasions when the situation is resolved with an amicable, mature ceasefire that can even blossom into a beautiful friendship. Sadly, there are just as many occasions when the asshole can frankly just drop dead for all you care, together with his savage text fails.
In these times of instant messaging and easy contact at the touch of your fingertips, it can be just too tempting for the eschewed ex to reach out and test the waters. An uncalculated text from your ex can end up causing an explosion of emotions with WW III proportions. Bored Panda had compiled a list of times when people came up with the perfect response to these unwanted advances, some of them are just deliciously devilish and undoubtedly funny texts.
Scroll down to check out the list of ex-texts and funny messages, and may the force be with you while dealing with your senseless ex.

#1 Worse Than A B*tch

Worse Than A B*tch
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535points

#2 Hard Pass

Hard Pass
502points

#3 Slowly Suffocating

Slowly Suffocating
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500points

#4 Dealing With Your Ex

Dealing With Your Ex
499points

#5 Lesson Learned

Lesson Learned
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489points

#6 Text Form Ex

Text Form Ex
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435points

#7 Savage Burn

Savage Burn
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423points

#8 Moving On

Moving On
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389points

#9 It Reminds Me Of You

It Reminds Me Of You
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334points

#10 A Real Nightmare

A Real Nightmare
316points

#11 Sleeping Like A Baby

Sleeping Like A Baby
295points

#12 Awesome Burn

Awesome Burn
293points

#13 Just Nope

Just Nope
281points

#14 Text From Ex

Text From Ex
259points

#15 Growing Up

Growing Up
247points

#16 Savage Burn

Savage Burn
245points

#17 Wait, There Were Feelings?

Wait, There Were Feelings?
237points

#18 You Just Have To Visit It

You Just Have To Visit It
234points

#19 No Second Chance Here

No Second Chance Here
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227points

#20 Cheating Accidentally

Cheating Accidentally
224points
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