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"I Did The Job, Boss": 50 Times Workers Definitely Did Not Go Above And Beyond The Call Of Duty
Funny,FailsDEC 26, 2023

"I Did The Job, Boss": 50 Times Workers Definitely Did Not Go Above And Beyond The Call Of Duty

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Motivating your employees to go above and beyond the call of duty is a fantabulously complicated puzzle for managers. A fair wage, good company culture, and proper growth opportunities are great, but they’re not always enough. Some workers simply show up and do their jobs to the letter—but not the spirit of the request.
That’s where the 'I Did The Job, Boss’ subreddit comes in. It’s an online community whose members document some of the most egregious cases when people do the absolute bare minimum. Technically, they did their jobs. But practically, there’s a lot left to be desired. A picture is worth a thousand words, so scroll down to see what this looks like in practice.
Bored Panda wanted to learn more about how managers can successfully motivate employees their employees, so we reached out to award-winning business psychologist Lee Chambers. He is the founder of Male Allies UK and Essentialise Workplace Wellbeing. You’ll find the insights he shared with us as you read on.

#1 Stopped The Pride Parade Boss

Stopped The Pride Parade Boss
585points

According to business psychologist Chambers, there are other ways to improve the employee experience, aside from compensation, the potential for progress, and autonomy. Managers ought to look at every employee as someone unique.

“Firstly, consider the power of recognition and appreciation, both formal and informal, for contributions both big and small,” he explained to Bored Panda via email.

“Flexibility is an increasingly important factor, so flexible working policies can promote trust and balance. Supporting your people to find meaning in their work can be beneficial, as can providing relevant training and upskilling,” Chambers said.

#2 I'm Not A Robot

I'm Not A Robot
443points

#3 Used The Billboard To Sell More Chicken Strips Boss

Used The Billboard To Sell More Chicken Strips Boss
433points

“Clear communication is valued, and the ability to feel included through feedback and input can increase motivation, and access to wellbeing can promote positive engagement in other aspects of work.”

According to the business psychologist, it is possible to have a healthy work-life balance without employees feeling like they need to disengage or practice quiet quitting. 

“Setting and communicating realistic boundaries creates space to work efficiently, prioritizes tasks, ensures urgent and important tasks get the attention and progress needed, and allows space for regular breaks and less overtime,” the founder of Male Allies UK and Essentialise Workplace Wellbeing said.

#4 Write A Dictionary Definition For Horse

Write A Dictionary Definition For Horse
404points

#5 "Disqualified"

"Disqualified"
370points

#6 "Are You Sure This Isn't A Mistake Boss?"

"Are You Sure This Isn't A Mistake Boss?"
367points

“Time management techniques can be effective for some people to give structure, and this also opens opportunities for flexibility in other areas. Minimizing distraction can improve output and provide more time for personal commitments and practicing self-care, leaving you with a balance that won't be perfect, but it will leave you with the opportunity to perform well both at work and outside of it.”

According to Chambers, the key to finding an effective work-life balance is being proactive and strategic.

#7 Put Up The Evacuation Plan, Boss

Put Up The Evacuation Plan, Boss
364points

#8 They Installed The Alarm, Boss

They Installed The Alarm, Boss
Report
341points

#9 Where's My Raise Boss?

Where's My Raise Boss?
323points

Most entrepreneurs obviously want their businesses to be profitable, attract talented and capable people, and make an impact on the world. However, they need to know how to motivate their workforce. It’s not something that happens on its own. And it’s too important of a question to leave it up to chance.

Good managers know when to be proactive, not just reactive, when it comes to motivating their subordinates. They also know to look at what drives each individual person to excel. Even if they're considered 'problematic.'

#10 Put Up Signs About Satanizing The Laundry Room

Put Up Signs About Satanizing The Laundry Room
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320points

#11 We're Going Green Boss

We're Going Green Boss
316points

#12 I Translated It To Spanish, Boss

I Translated It To Spanish, Boss
300points

If your employees feel demotivated, burned out, and disappointed with your company’s culture and overall strategy, you’re in a pickle. They’ll check out. They’ll either scrape by doing the absolute bare minimum or they’ll look for better opportunities elsewhere.

They might jump ship and sign up with your competitors if you’re not careful. But before you start coming up with elaborate schemes to boost everyone’s morale, make sure that you’ve got the basics right.

The basics are pretty straightforward. Make sure that you’re paying your staff an adequate wage. In these economically bizarre times, you want your people to know that they’re financially secure.

But a good wage isn’t enough. What motivates many people is a sense of growth and development.

#13 Rosa Parks

Rosa Parks
282points

#14 Didn't Fit In The Mailbox

Didn't Fit In The Mailbox
264points

#15 The Staircase Is Complete, Boss!

The Staircase Is Complete, Boss!
251points

That’s why it’s vital for your staff’s wages to grow annually, and based on their results. That way, you’ll avoid creating an atmosphere of stagnation. And, on top of that, you’ll help your employees feel properly rewarded, and able to outpace inflation. Or, at the very least, keep their purchasing power at a decent level.

Next, consider what sorts of other opportunities for growth you’re offering your workers. Are you investing in their futures? What sort of skill training or courses do you offer? What do the career opportunities look like at your company?

#16 He Did The Job

He Did The Job
244points

#17 I Painted The Mercedes, Boss!

I Painted The Mercedes, Boss!
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241points

#18 I Tried My Best To Write His Name

I Tried My Best To Write His Name
239points

To put it bluntly, if your company has only stagnation and confusion to offer new employees, you need to change things, drastically. You need to give people clear reasons to stay without resorting to cliches about everyone being ‘treated like family’ (yuck!) and how their vague ‘culture and values are so amazing’ (ew!).

These are empty platitudes. Make sure you have something realistic to back all of these things up. Words are cheap.

Something else that gets employees pumped up is feeling respected, trusted, and supported. To put it simply, workers want to have the freedom to do their very best, without being actively micromanaged. When you take that autonomy away, you’re hamstringing the entire business. Certainly, communicate with your workers about their tasks and performance often and clearly. But do not micro-analyze their work. It sets a bad precedent and pushes professionals away.

#19 No Smoking

No Smoking
235points

#20 Made The Sign To Attract More Customers Boss

Made The Sign To Attract More Customers Boss
231points
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