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119 Funny Song Names That Are Absolutely Real
FunnySEP 27, 2022

119 Funny Song Names That Are Absolutely Real

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What is it with artists and their creativity? Are we ever to understand the power of their imagination or at least get a glimpse of it in trying to understand everything they do? Highly unlikely. Especially when you take a look at some of these funny song names. They seem so very aloof to us, but what if there's an encrypted message in a name like "I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dog Fight?" And what if it means exactly what it means that Charlie Walker isn't thinking about taking his boo to watch a dog fight? Welp, this gets more confusing the deeper you get into it! But one thing is for sure - understand it or not, these funny named songs are a dose of pure, old-fashioned entertainment that we love so much!
We have to admit that we haven't listened to all of these funny songs before releasing this article, but our random selection of them crystallized one notion about them - they often speak the unvarnished truth. Like the one called "We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful" by Morrissey. Okay, so it might not be a universal truth, but it's not a lie, either. And, for all it is worth, it is a uniquely weird song. At least to our ears. But, besides the aforementioned ones, you'll find hilarious names galore on this list that don't necessarily mean what they say they mean. Getting cryptic here again; sorry for that.
Anyhoo, if you've ever wished to know all the possible funny names for songs, just scroll down below and check them out. Be sure to give your vote for the most hilarious songs you find on this list, and share this article with anyone who's into buffoonery just as much as you are.

#1

"You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly" by Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn.
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28points

#2

"Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued" by Fall Out Boy.
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27points

#3

“Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow” by Frank Zappa.
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23points

#4

“Did I Shave My Legs For This?” by Deana Carter.
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23points

#5

“Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars” by Weird Al.
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22points

#6

“Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?” by Frank Zappa.
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21points

#7

“If You Love Someone, Set Them on Fire” by Dead Milkmen.
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20points

#8

“Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue” by The Ramones.
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19points

#9

“Please Don’t Tell My Father That I Used His 1996 Honda Accord to Destroy the Town of Willow Grove, Pennsylvania in 2002” by Pet Symmetry.
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17points

#10

“Ha Ha You’re Dead” by Green Day.
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17points

#11

"Mmm mmm mmm mmm" by Crash Test Dummies.
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16points

#12

Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict” by Pink Floyd.
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16points

#13

“Where in the hell did you go with my toothbrush?” by Reverend Horton Heat.
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16points

#14

"If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me" by Jimmy Buffett.
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15points

#15

"My Uncle Used to Love Me, But She Died" by Roger Miller.
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15points

#16

“My Lucky Pants Failed Me Again” by Tom Rosenthal.
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15points

#17

“If You Won’t Be My Number One, Number Two on You” by Roger Miller.
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15points

#18

“We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows” by No FX.
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15points

#19

“I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change” by Joe DiPietro.
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14points

#20

“You Can’t Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd” by Roger Miller.
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