#21 After Taking A Few Surfing Lessons, William Thought That Maybe Losing Full Custody Of His Kids Wasn’t That Bad
Albatrosses are the epitome of everlasting love in the avian world, with some keeping their love locked down for up to 70 years. Despite spending much of the year apart during migration, the faithful mates find their way back to each other time and again.
Yet data shows that they too have been calling it quits more often in recent years. Scientists wanted to know why, so they scrutinized the divorce documents over a period of 18 years.
It turns out there is a third party involved. But it’s not what you might think.
#22 When Steven Cheated On Him, Fernando Was Heartbroken. Now, Years Later, Fernando Was A Famous Model And Ready To See His Pictures Spread Around The World. Steven Would Be Sorry
#23 Bartholomew’s First Day Back After A Messy Public Squabble With His Estranged Ex-Wife. He Wouldn’t Let It Put A Damper On His Next Chapter. His Shiny New Tie Would Be The Talk Of The Office, And Hopefully Be The Gossip Fodder That Made Everyone Forget What They Witnessed Yesterday
#24 Janet Sauntered Into Court. Her Ex Sneered When He Saw Her. "What On Earth Are You Wearing, Janet?" He Asked. "You Look Like A Spiky Volcano." "Damn Straight!" She Replied. "Mount Vesuing Your Ass Located In Pompay Up, Ya Bastahd."
Researchers found that climate change is blowing hot and cold on albatross love, causing some birds to break up their otherwise happy nests. The journal published in The Proceedings of the Royal Society B noted, “the probability of divorce was directly affected by the environment, increasing in years with warm sea surface temperature anomalies (SSTA).”
#25 "23 Is Too Young To Be Twice Divorced", Her Mother Said. She Was Wrong. 23 Was Just Old Enough To Start Over. Again
#26 So I Says To Em, I Says - How Many Toimes I Gotta Tell Ya Roy? How Many Toimes? Ya Gatta Quit Comin Hea. It’s Gatta Stop. Ya Gambled Away Yuh Money, Ya Gambled Away Amba’s College Fund, And Ya Gambled Away My Heaht
#27 Deandra Wasn't Gonna Listen To The Haters. If She Wanted To Spend Every Goddamn Minute In Her Wedding Dress, She Would. It Was Like The Whole Left At The Altar-Thing Had Never Happened
It further adds that global warming is causing more females to hook up behind their spouse’s back. The guys are struggling to find food during their migration periods, and are spending longer away from home than usual. And when the guys are away, the girls will play.
The study notes that some broody females get impatient, and take flight with a new flame. Others just get sick of raising their kids alone and fall into the warm wings of a more available lover.
So if you need another reason to take climate change to heart... Look no further than into the eyes of that forlorn fowl who just got dumped.
#28 Linda Had Never Felt So Fierce As She Did Walking Into Court With Her Team Of Attorneys. She Was Ready To Take Daryl On For All He Had, That’s What You Get For Cheating With Her Younger, More Attractive Sister
#31 "I'm Sick Of You Criticising Me, Martha! I'm Not Getting Rid Of The Cape! I'm Getting Rid Of You!"
#32 "I Adore My Lawyer", Claudette Told Her Brunch Club. "Every 7th Divorce Is Free, He'll Shun Your Ex From Polite Society For A Small Fee, And He Always Has Fresh Petits Fours In His Office. Pastel Frosting Only, Of Course. I Had A Petit Four Once With *indigo* Frosting. Darlings...it Was Horrifying."
#33 Brad Walked Up To The Door Of His House, Eager To See His Wife After A Week On The Road. But Then...it Hit Him. *that* Smell. Even Through The Door It Assaulted His Olfactory Glands. She's Been Into The Seed Again, He Thought To Himself, As He Opened The Door To See His Worst Fears Confirmed
#34 To Hell With Everyone That Said She Couldn't Wear Her Wedding Dress To A New Years Party. Wanda Was Marrying Her Own Future, And No One Else's
#35 Franco Had Been Hitting The Gym Hard After His Divorce In Order To Get The Right Tender Profile Picture. However, The Lack Of Right Swipes He Was Getting Made Him Realize An Important Lesson - Never Skip Leg Day
#36 Bob Froze. The Kids Froze. Gail Snapped Their Photo Without Saying A Word. Deep Within, Bob Seethed. “Once A Month And A Week At Christmas Isn’t Enough, Gail! A Father Shouldn’t Have To Sneak Around Just To See His Children!” But He Kept Silent. She’d Only Twist His Words In Front Of The Judge
#37 With Great Respect For Each Other, We Have Made The Difficult Decision To Uncouple. We Will Continue To Remain Friends And Will Forever Be Bonded By The Love We Feel For Our Dear Child, Finnick Primrose. We Ask For Privacy As We Navigate This Next Stage Of Our Relationship
#38 Franklin Got Home With The Fish And Realized He Was Still Shopping For Two
#39 '6 Feet Tall Since Apparently Females Care About That. World's Most Dangerous Bird-In Bed Just Sayin'. Big Talons, Big Pe-Rsonality Ha. No Drama, No Single Moms, No Birds Older Than 20-Sorry If It Hurts Just Bein' Honest.' Paul Would Take His Eventual Tinder Ban Harder Than His Fourth Divorce
#40 When Peaches Saw That Her Ex Had A New Girlfriend, She Was Okay With It. Oh, She Looks Like Me, Peaches Thought. All Was Well Until She Saw...the New Girlfriend's Name. Nectarine. Peaches Felt A Pit In Her Stomach, And Recalling When Her Ex Said, "No I Love Your Fuzz I Swear!" Made Her Weep
