Cambodia was the 12th Asian country I visited in a year and a half, so I had already become used to seeing funny English signs/posters.
However, on my way from the Siem Reap airport to the hotel I passed by a sign that seemed so hilarious, I couldn't stop myself from laughing. It was a sign on a barber shop that said: "Asian Hair Cut" and had a picture of a white military American guy in his 30s (you can see the picture below).
From then on I decided to take pictures of all the funny signs I would encounter and write an article about it. After 2 weeks in Cambodia and 2 weeks in Thailand, I compiled the 12 funniest ones.
P.S. On one occasion I saw a truck that had "My heart will go on" printed on its front window. It looked absolutely epic and it's such a shame I could not take a picture of it, since it drove the opposite direction.
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Even If They Are 99% Sure They Do Not Have Pee On Them - Kampot, Cambodia
Skip this if you are 99.1% sure.
Please Feed Our Hungry Fish Your Dead Skin - Siem Reap, Cambodia
Asian Hair Cut - Siem Reap, Cambodia
If you ever wanted a really authentic Asian hair cut - that's the place for you!
You Life Will You Good Luck - Koh Samui, Thailand
Pay some money, get holy water sprinkled on you "with monk" and you life will you good luck!
Please Do Not Have Meal & Drink On The Stone - Elephant Mountain, Cambodia
I couldn't figure out which of the 100s stones is 'the' stone? What's more, what if I wanted to have meal or drink? Would it work then?
Fish Can Do Massage - Siem Reap, Cambodia
Turns out Cambodian fish can do massage! I'd like full body massage with coconut oil, ma'am.
To Lest - Surat Thani, Thailand
I had to Google the definition of this word and still couldn't understand what it meant. Apparently Thai people know some high-end English!
Do Not Throw Coins At Buddha - Koh Samui, Thailand
In case you ever wanted to throw coins at Buddha... don't!
Wooden Pizza - Phnom Penh, Cambodia
Phnom Penh could become the first city famous for selling wooden pizzas to people (or for naming restaurants "Laughing Fatman").
For Lady & Lady Boy - Koh Samui, Thailand
I don't think it'd be possible to find a sign like this anywhere out of Thailand.
Do Not Threw Something In W.C. - A Gas Station Toilet, Cambodia
Do Not Sitting Arond Big Buddha - Koh Samui, Thailand
