Admit it — long showers are the best! 🚿 🛀
We all love them, and most have encountered their own shower thought questions. Questions that would never come up in your daily conversation. These rhetorical questions bend the mind as we think of the correct answer. And you’re not the only one thinking about them.
There is a whole Reddit shower thoughts group that discusses such questions. Most are funny. These are thoughts and questions that only a shower could create:
“What obvious invention has not yet been made?”
“Soup is a drink.”
However, it’s the funny shower thoughts that took the subreddit by storm.
Below, we have compiled the shower thought questions that will be much more relatable than you think. Want to learn more about the secret behind these thoughts and why we have them?
Well, stroll through the post and read the funny, profound, and crazy shower thoughts people had.
What Are Shower Thoughts?
If you have never been on the subreddit yourself, the idea behind shower thoughts is relatively simple: We are most relaxed in the shower.
Maybe after a hard day at work or just needing to refresh a bit, you get to relax for a moment. In that moment, we get thoughts. “What’s the true taste of water?” Shower thought questions don’t always need to be logical. They can be confusing and are, for the most part.
#1 Shower Thoughts About Music
Randomly hearing your favorite song on the radio is more satisfying than playing it directly from your ipod.
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79points
#2 Shower Thoughts About Rebooting
"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?"
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79points
#3 Shower Thoughts About Plants
Maybe plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually expire and turn into mulch which they can consume
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74points
#4 Shower Thoughts About Cameras
Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still.
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74points
#5 Shower Thoughts About History
If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.
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72points
#6 Shower Thoughts About Intentions
Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.
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68points
#7 Shower Thoughts About Being Naive
As a kid my parents taught me to not believe everything I see on TV, now I have to teach them to not believe everything they see on Facebook.
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65points
#8 Shower Thoughts About Olympics
The Olympics should have a 'For Fun' section at the end of all the games so all the athletes can try different sports.
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63points
#9 Shower Thoughts About Height
Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor it'd be insulting.
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60points
#10 Shower Thoughts About Aliens
What if Earth is like one of those uncontacted tribes in South America, like the whole Galaxy knows we're here but they've agreed not to contact us until we figure it out for ourselves.
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59points
Creepy Shower Thoughts
- If ghosts exist, they might be watching us in the shower, and we’ll never know. 👻
- Every mirror in your house has seen you at your worst and will never forget. 🪞
- What if the shadows we see are actually alternate versions of ourselves trying to escape? 🌑
- Your reflection in the mirror could be slightly delayed, and you’d never notice. 🪩
- The sound of silence might just be the universe screaming so quietly that we can’t hear it. 🤫
- When you close your eyes, your brain might be projecting a simulation of what it thinks darkness looks like. 🖤
- What if dreams are actually memories from a past life? 🌌
- Every time you hear footsteps behind you, it might not be your imagination—it could be someone who stopped when you turned around. 🦶
- The air we breathe might carry whispers from people who lived centuries ago. 🌬️
- What if the stars in the sky are just holes poked into a giant sheet covering Earth? ✨
#11 Shower Thoughts On Being Late
If I get up 10 minutes earlier than usual, I treat it like 2 extra hours and end up late for work.
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58points
#12 Shower Thoughts About Rent And Food
If someone offered to pay for my food and rent for the next 18 years, I'd do anything they ask of me. But I complained every time I took the trash out while living at my parent's house.
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57points
#13 Shower Thoughts About Moon Landing
Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969.
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56points
#14 Shower Thoughts About Words
When you say 'Forward' or 'Back', your lips move in those directions.
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55points
#15 Shower Thoughts About Photos
Instead of colorizing photos, in 50 years we will be removing filters.
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54points
#16 Shower Thoughts About Waking Up
I've woken up over 10,000 times and I'm still not used to it
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42points
#17 Shower Thoughts About Corporations
Tobacco companies kill their best customers and condom companies kill their future customers.
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42points
#18 Shower Thoughts About Prices
When a company offers me a better price after I cancel their subscription, they're just admitting they were overcharging me.
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41points
#19 Shower Thoughts About Dream Jobs
Somewhere in the world, there is somebody with your dream job that hates going to work everyday.
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39points
Funny Shower Thoughts
- If I eat popcorn while watching a movie about food, am I committing cannibalism?🍿
- Why do we call it a toothbrush when we use it for all our teeth? 🦷
- If socks disappear in the laundry, maybe they’re escaping to live their best life somewhere else. 🧦
- Why do people say “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every two hours crying? 👶
- If vampires don’t have reflections, how do they style their hair? 🧛♂️
- If I drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or is the soap dirty? 🧼
- Why do we call it “fast food” when it takes forever in the drive-thru? 🍔
- If I bite into ice cream, am I technically chewing water? 🍦
- Why is it called a building if it’s already built? Shouldn’t it be called a “built”? 🏢
- If cats could talk, would they still ignore us? 🐱
#20 Shower Thoughts About Christmas
Christmas feels more like a deadline than a holiday.
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38points