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70 Of The Craziest Things Kids Said To Their Parents
FunnyAUG 30, 2016

70 Of The Craziest Things Kids Said To Their Parents

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It's a well-known truth that kids are the most fabulous little philosophers, but as often happens with great minded people, they get a little misunderstood. Their unadorned truth might seem a bit harsh to us, adults. On the other hand, you might learn something unusual from their funny slurs. It's also not a secret that children are ferocious with asking a bunch of questions, most of whom seem entirely out of the blue or unexpected the least. Scroll through our list of creepy things kids say to see for yourself.
Did you know that cheating is considered "helping yourself a little"? Or, that the best cookies are actually money? And, did you know that you can get space worms from being an astronaut? I bet you didn't. Kids do say the darndest things that might make you want to ask some questions yourself.
So, for all you Pandas to have a nice laugh today, we have put together a list of funny things kids say - from their audacious clapbacks and diamonds of thought to freakishly honest questions about life, these funny kids quotes never cease to amaze.

#1 Priorities

Priorities
286points

#2 Feelings For Boys

Feelings For Boys
278points

#3 Being In Charge

Being In Charge
274points

#4 Sad Truth

Sad Truth
268points

#5 Vegetarian vs. Humanitarian

Vegetarian vs. Humanitarian
244points

#6 It's Your Fault

It's Your Fault
219points

#7 Marriage Material

Marriage Material
214points

#8 Shit My Kids Says

Shit My Kids Says
205points

#9 I Don't Want That!

I Don't Want That!
174points

#10 Not My Job

Not My Job
174points

#11 The Hamsters These Days

The Hamsters These Days
162points

#12 Young Ladies

Young Ladies
160points

#13 Don't Need You Anymore

Don't Need You Anymore
141points

#14 Never Mind

Never Mind
138points

#15 Accidents

Accidents
125points

#16 A Girl Or A Boy?

A Girl Or A Boy?
105points

#17 A Helping Hand

A Helping Hand
Report
102points

#18 A Backstory

A Backstory
98points

#19 What Does It Mean?

What Does It Mean?
93points

#20 I'm A Grownup

I'm A Grownup
93points
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