Graduation is, supposedly, the happiest day of your life so far - you are finally FREE. However, soon it dawns on you that this newly gained freedom isn't exactly a glorious feeling; for now, you are even more confused and lost than before. And that, younglings, is the price you pay for being an adult capable of enjoying your freedoms. But, worry not, you get used to this feeling, so for now, let's just maybe enjoy the last day of your twelve-year sentence. Now it is time to leave your mark for generations to come in your grade's graduation album, something very profound to be remembered by. A smart quote peppered with top-notch humor and a bit of your own soul shining through. Something perhaps out of the repertoire of Dory the fish from Finding Nemo, or even better - a SpongeBob quote should bear the exact right amount of importance to make that everlasting mark of yours. We understand that you are too weary of doing research of your own for that golden quote, so, just like a good friend would, we are offering you a helping hand with our list of funny senior quotes for you to choose from!
So, from famous quotes that came from the mouths of cartoon characters to some actually smart ones from historical people - we bet you'll find the exact right words to scribble under your picture of you grinning your cheeks off your face. And this terrific photo paired with a cool quote is sure to win any yearbook ever!
Right, now it is time for you to scroll on down below and check out our selection of the best yearbook quotes ever. Some of them might sound familiar to you, but don't worry - that's just because they came from some very cool character or a person and not some internet meme. We've all learned that internet fads are never here to stay, so if you put something along the lines of My Money Don't Jiggle today, it will seem embarrassing tomorrow. Better stick to the stuff tested by time, like a quote from Monty Python or something. Oh, and don't forget to give your vote for the funniest quotes and share this article with your similarly fated fellows!
#1
“When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into the ground so they can let me down. One last time.”
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“Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.”
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#3
“Remember… The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe… Eat cake.”
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#4
“I hate having to explain to everyone why I wear a hijab but if everyone must know: Voldemort has possessed me and his face is living on the back of my head.”
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#5
“I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me and finally my fingers; because I could always count on them.”
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#6
“When life shuts a door, open it back up. That's how doors work.“
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#7
“High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire & the ground was on fire & everything was on fire because it was hell.”
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“I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way, so I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness.”
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#9
"Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters."
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#10
“I’ve learned to say here when the teacher hesitates while taking attendance.” – Omotola Omotinugbon
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#11
“I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and to whoever invented copy and paste. Thank you.”
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#12
“100 character limit for our senior quote? That seems unfair. We refuse to be constrained by these ru”
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#13
"I hope natural selection takes care of people who block the hallways."
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#14
“Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.”
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#15
“It’s hard being a single mother, especially when you have no children and are a teenage male.”
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#16
“If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.”
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#17
“I’m actually not funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.”
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#18
“Be careful who you call crazy. Some of us think it’s a compliment.”
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#19
“Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.”
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#20
“I’m not great at senior quotes. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
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