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50 Scottish People Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Their Sense Of Humor
FunnyDEC 24, 2020

50 Scottish People Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Their Sense Of Humor

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They say Scotland is a land of immeasurable beauty, inspiring history, and immense wit. To get a glimpse of the first two, you can watch Braveheart. But to experience the third, you can simply go on Twitter (now X)—some people even say Scottish Twitter is arguably the nation’s finest export. We know you think it’s scotch, but scroll through this list, and then we’ll talk.
The subreddit named Scottish People Twitter has been making headlines online since its creation in 2015. It started by collecting tweets like “maw bought aldi shower gel that smells like fairy liquid so I’ve been cutting about all day smelling like a f**ing plate” and “Can live wi paying 5p for one but am sick of having to f**in light the beacons of Gondor to summon someone anytime I want a bag in Asda” and quickly grew into a 700K-member community, enjoying a good laugh when they see one.

#1 Clever Cat

Clever Cat
464points

#2 We All Need A Little Confidence Boost

We All Need A Little Confidence Boost
397points

#3 Mask Up, Ya Bams

Mask Up, Ya Bams
393points

Bored Panda spoke with Reddit user Veloglasgow, one of the moderators of r/ScottishPeopleTwitter, to get a better understanding of the content on the subreddit. “Scots generally have a dark, dry, and direct sense of humor,” they said. “Observational comedy where someone points out something that everyone accepts as day-to-day reality but which would be absurd to an outside observer also goes down well.”

#4 Our Currency Is The Best!

Our Currency Is The Best!
391points

#5 He's Been Well Done There

He's Been Well Done There
384points

#6 What Freedom Is Aw Aboot

What Freedom Is Aw Aboot
379points

Veloglasgow said that posts where people are sarcastically replying to other tweets are probably most representative of real-world Scottish humor.

“Most posts that make it through the mod queue are representative. Any posts that use ‘fooken’ or ‘fecking’ for fu*ken/fu*king are generally removed as no Scot hears how we say those words as that way phonetically,” the moderator explained.

#7 Stating The Obvious

Stating The Obvious
331points

#8 Manbat

Manbat
330points

#9 Hunner Percent

Hunner Percent
307points

Examining the many social and cultural features of Scottish Twitter, journalist Eve Livingston said it has provided a medium for the written Scots language to evolve in a way that wasn’t possible before the advent of social media.

“Scots was the national language of a country that doesn’t exist anymore,” writer and presenter Alistair Heather, who writes a Scots column in Scotland’s The National newspaper, explained. ​“As Scotland was amalgamated into Great Britain, Scots fell away from being a national language because it didn’t have a nation anymore.”

Heather said that until relatively recently, Scottish opinion-formers in news and media were [mostly] based in England and not plugged into working-class or rural Scotland at all, so they didn’t see Scots language as a contemporary issue in Scotland.

“[But] it’s gaining a lot of legitimacy and validity through social media as a private expression [while] finding a public sphere.”

#10 What Windows?

What Windows?
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#11 Xmas Miracle

Xmas Miracle
300points

#12 Wholesome

Wholesome
299points

#13 Scottish Clothes Shops

Scottish Clothes Shops
297points

#14 Expectations vs. Reality

Expectations vs. Reality
290points

#15 Quick Take On The Scottish Play

Quick Take On The Scottish Play
287points

#16 Good Luck At School Today

Good Luck At School Today
283points

#17 Can’t Beat A Fathers Jokes

Can’t Beat A Fathers Jokes
270points

#18 FS John, Too Soon

FS John, Too Soon
269points

#19 Well That’s Us Screwed

Well That’s Us Screwed
269points

#20 Life, Eh, Finds A Way

Life, Eh, Finds A Way
256points
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