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50 Absolutely Brilliant Replies People Had For Scammers
Funny,FailsNOV 8, 2025

50 Absolutely Brilliant Replies People Had For Scammers

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“Hey, man! How’s it going? I miss you! Just wanted to let you in on a new investment opportunity that you’re gonna love. All you have to do is wire me $5,000, and you’ll be a millionaire by the end of the year!”
We’re all familiar with those incessant spam calls and text messages. No matter how many numbers you block, someone will still manage to slip through the cracks and annoy you. So when all else has failed, some people decide that they would rather sink to a scammer’s level than turn the other cheek. Bored Panda has compiled a list below of some of the funniest conversations people have ever had with scammers. Some choose to troll them, while others go the route of making them extremely uncomfortable. Either way, the result is always a hilarious conversation! Enjoy scrolling through, and be sure to upvote the comebacks that you're going to keep in your back pocket.

#1 Got A Message From A Scammer, Decided To Play With Em A Little

Got A Message From A Scammer, Decided To Play With Em A Little
104points

#2 Lisa Didn't Want Help After All

Lisa Didn't Want Help After All
My first text spambot...
80points

#3 I Love Messing With The AI Scammers. I Get So Many Of These. I Just Keep Playing With Scenarios. Some Reply, Some Don’t

I Love Messing With The AI Scammers. I Get So Many Of These. I Just Keep Playing With Scenarios. Some Reply, Some Don’t
79points

If you’ve noticed an increase in the amount of spam calls and text messages you receive, you’re not going crazy. According to a recent report, spam robocalls have hit a six-year high, despite the fact that American lawmakers vowed to crack down on phone companies that allow these obnoxious phone calls.

PIRG reports that this year, there have been an average of 2.56 billion robocalls every single month. In 2024, there were only 2.14 billion each month, so we can only assume that that number will continue to increase. Meanwhile, less than half of the phone companies in the United States have installed the necessary software to prevent robocalls and implemented policies to combat these frustrating phone calls.     

#4 Shtewpidest Scam In History

Shtewpidest Scam In History
76points

#5 My Office Got An Email From Our “Site Manager” Asking Us To Get Ebay Gift Cards For A “Client” And Send The Codes On The Back To Somebody Named Danny

My Office Got An Email From Our “Site Manager” Asking Us To Get Ebay Gift Cards For A “Client” And Send The Codes On The Back To Somebody Named Danny
I tracked their IP address to Enugu, Nigeria and sent this to the number.
74points

#6 I’m On The Books Guys. I Cannot Wait For My Appointment

I’m On The Books Guys. I Cannot Wait For My Appointment
70points

At the moment, one third of Americans are bombarded with at least one scam call a day, and the other two thirds receive at least one per week. Many also complain that scam texts have become increasingly pervasive. Plus, with AI advancements, it can be difficult to distinguish whether you’re chatting with a real person or a bot.

Unfortunately, the more challenging it is to detect when a call is spam, the more likely people are to fall for whatever scam is being sold to them. The Federal Trade Commission reported that the amount of money Americans lost to scam phone calls increased by 16% from the first half of 2024 to the first half of this year. 

#7 Well This Is A Real One

Well This Is A Real One
70points

#8 It's Become My Favorite Thing To Do

It's Become My Favorite Thing To Do
62points

#9 Nigerian Scammer

Nigerian Scammer
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61points

Your first impulse when you receive a spam call or text is probably to ignore it. But when you’re on your tenth call of the week, you might be tempted to actually engage with the scammer. Answering the phone and screaming expletives might make you feel like a weight has been lifted off your shoulders, but the United States Senate Federal Credit Union warns that this might not always be a good idea. Apparently, striking up a seemingly innocuous conversation is a tactic commonly used by scammers, and they’re secretly hoping that you’ll take the bait. 

#10 They Accidentally Sent Their Scam Instructions

They Accidentally Sent Their Scam Instructions
And then still decided to go through with it… no more responses though after calling them out.
60points

#11 I Think I Finally Found One But I Might Have Scared Them Off

I Think I Finally Found One But I Might Have Scared Them Off
58points

#12 Is That A Problem?

Is That A Problem?
58points

Responding to scammers might also put some of your information at risk, without you even realizing. First, you’re confirming that your number is active. And if you reveal your name, they’ll have a much easier time contacting you through other networks or finding information about you online. It’s best not to engage at all, so they won’t have anything to go off of. 

#13 Handed The Phone To My 11 Yo. Was Not Disappointed

Handed The Phone To My 11 Yo. Was Not Disappointed
I usually ignore but he was laughing so hard it was beyond worth it.
55points

#14 Is This Some Sort Of Scam? Or Am I Just A Jerk?

Is This Some Sort Of Scam? Or Am I Just A Jerk?
54points

#15 How To Handle Wrong Number Scams

How To Handle Wrong Number Scams
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54points

Meanwhile, it’s a good idea to report and block suspicious messages and phone numbers. And while this might sound obvious, don’t click on any strange links. We all know that we should avoid links that appear in our inboxes, but the same rule should apply to your Facebook messages, text messages, Instagram DMs and more. Just avoid any link that you weren’t expecting, even if it supposedly came from someone you know!

#16 Never Heard Of It

Never Heard Of It
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53points

#17 Why Can’t I Ask For Money?

Why Can’t I Ask For Money?
Apparently if you ask for money right away they don’t know what to do.
53points

#18 Was Hoping To Meet My Next Dinner Guest…

Was Hoping To Meet My Next Dinner Guest…
Maybe next time…
52points

To stay safe from scammers, remember that if something sounds too good to be true, it probably is. Don’t trust any offer that sounds like an easy way to make some quick cash. On the flip side, if someone is desperately asking you to deposit money to their account, do not engage with them. It’s common for scammers to claim that a family member is experiencing an emergency that only money can save them from. Never trust claims like this that you hear over the phone. 

#19 I Was Bored And Didn’t Expect It To End So Quickly

I Was Bored And Didn’t Expect It To End So Quickly
45points

#20 Sometimes My Tourette’s Kicks In Via Text Too

Sometimes My Tourette’s Kicks In Via Text Too
I hate when someone try’s to scam me.
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45points
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