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80 Funny Pun Jokes To Make Everyone Laugh At The Table
JokesJUN 14, 2019

80 Funny Pun Jokes To Make Everyone Laugh At The Table

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What’s a day without an aching stomach from laughter? It's not a very interesting one, that’s for sure. But don’t worry; we’re here to make your day joyful. We know hilarious puns and funny jokes, but what happens when you combine the two? Funny pun jokes! No matter how you think about it, fun puns and good jokes will always find their home in our lives. Laughter is the best medicine, and while it might not cure our deepest issues, it will surely help get you through the day.
And if not for health purposes, these punny jokes will also work wonders in social gatherings. Bad puns can lift the moods of everyone involved, and cracking a few good ones will surely crown you an absolute comedic genius. One thing is for sure: dads will be your biggest fans! And if you’re trying to impress your partner’s family, we believe that dad jokes are the way to go.
Father figures in our lives sure love their puns. You might roll your eyes at them and cringe at levels unknown to humankind, but here comes one of Pap’s corny dad jokes. That one joke that will get you bursting with laughter out of nowhere. And that’s when your dad got you; you’re in his domain now. No one will blame you for falling into this trap, as good puns are worth every bit of a chuckle they can get.
Without further ado, dig into this list of funny pun jokes! Share them with your friends and family, and try your best to mediate the laughter levels. We all know that feeling when the short jokes hit so hard we can’t stop laughing, and our stomachs would rather go on a vacation than continue. Don’t forget to vote for your favorites, and happy laughing!

#1 Bright until opened their mouth

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
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#2 Well played, brain!

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me
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#3 Unemployed Jokes: Still Jobless

I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work
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#4 Well, that’s one way to be honest

"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.
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#5 Unironically Tragic Tech Moments

I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing.”
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#6 Boiling Confession Time

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it
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#7 This pun just surfaced

Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea
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#8 Guess they’re really transparent about death

Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen
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Pun Vs. Joke: What's the Difference?

If you're wondering what might be the difference between a joke and a pun, it's a simple one. Regular jokes usually focus more on the informative side: you have to know the context and be relatively well-informed about the topic to get the full gist of it.

Funny puns, though, are particular kinds of jokes that are based on wordplay. Of course, you still need to know the context to understand them, but the main "dish" depends on how you twist the words. You might not need that much storytelling to set up, but puns usually work best when you’re making fun of the situation in front of you.

Essentially, every pun is a joke, but not every joke is a pun. And the combination of the two brings us to today’s subject—funny pun jokes. They provide us with captivating storytelling and funny play of words under the roof of one single joke.

#9 Well, That Escalated Quickly

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
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#10 Plot twist: fruit edition

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic
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#11 This Joke Stole the Show

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally
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#12 Heavy vibes vs light jokes

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter
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#13 Left Side? Still Right Here

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now
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Where Do Punny Jokes Come From?

One can only imagine where the roots of fun puns are hidden. Was it The First Humans who mistakenly called the Saber-toothed tiger a Lightsaber-toothed tiger? Or maybe it all started in the Middle Ages when, by a long shot, the Trebuchet was the most powerful weapon? Or perhaps it was the era of the Renaissance when people just couldn't Handel the music of Handel? There are no answers as to when these amazingly funny pun jokes were born, but it has kept its popularity from the dawn of ages to this day.

#14 Low-key the Best Playlist

Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
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#15 Well, That Timing Was Inevitable

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off
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#16 Survived it all, still standing

The man who survived pepper spray and mustard gas is now a seasoned veteran
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#17 Elevator pitch went sideways

My dad farted in an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels
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Puns and one‑liners are comedy’s espresso shots, quick, sharp, and energizing. If these Funny Pun Jokes made you grin, top up your laugh levels in our one‑liner jokes collection.

#18 Sure, my dogs are just undercover cyclists

A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
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#19 Plot twist: I lost more than baggage

I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case
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#20 Invisible fashion problems

I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn't find any
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