Funny Products To Make Your 2024 Funnier

Review: "It's waaaaay thicker then I thought it would be but surprisingly very light! Love they sectioned the categories in chapters like "crime" "history" etc. I also like that I can literally just open the book at random and just start reading which is perfect for those odd 5-10minutes you need to kill." - Bunny

Review: "I cannot believe how good this book is !!
I been LOLin' ever since I got it.
My neighbors are are like " you got friends over?" and I'm like, "I don't got friends !! I got this good book!"
I keep it the fridge and it makes everything taste better" - Chicano 

Review: "This calendar is HILARIOUS!!! Im really happy I bought it! It has stickers you can place on days, funny notes ( after 4th of July- still hearing fireworks), etc. recommend!" - BM

Review: "This purchase has been my best purchase ever. I love these! I’m an avid reader and my neck starts hurting a lot and these definitely prevent that!! I’ve also watched TV with them on and LIFE CHANGING!! Love these and highly recommend" - Amazon Customer

Review:"Once upon a time my wife told me a story she'd heard where a guy was at a party, and he came out of the bathroom and asked, "Where's the poop knife?" Everybody looked at him like he was an extraterrestrial, and he was surprised to learn that most people DON'T grow up with a household knife, shared among three bathrooms, dedicated to cutting up logger jams. When I came across this poop knife set on Amazon I was reminded of the story my wife had told me and decided to get it as a gag birthday gift for my her. When I presented it to her, since they look like spatulas she said they would work great in the kitchen (entirely for non-fecal purposes) except she can't use them because of how they're labeled. I said, "Nobody will know," and she said, "But I will!" My two-year-old looked at the packaging and said, "That's a poop!" We'll probably keep these under the bathroom sink, then the next time we're having a rockin' party and a call for the poop knife is heard we'll be prepared. These crud cleavers are about 9 inches long. I didn't pay attention to the dimensions when I ordered them, so they are smaller than I expected; I always imagined a poop knife being like a big carving knife." - Wally Waffles

Review: "Adding insult to injury has never been easier. Attractive tin for keeping handy at the office. Highly recommended." - Eclectic Chica

Review: "This is seriously the most adorable bank in the world. You put a coin on the plate and gently push down then you hear "Hello" and then the lid partially opens and a tiny paw comes out takes the coin, closes the lid and you hear "thank you". Oh, bless my heart! The detail is awesome from the crate of oranges to the little kitty (the head is furry-like velvet). The only thing i wish would change was the voice of the cat. I had envisioned a soft cute voice of a kitty, but it is more of an young adult sounding cat....i realize that entire sentence was ridiculous, but it's true. !" - Jennifer Hayes

Review: "After all the many jokes we've made about the name, this product of happy nuts is also really good. I put it in my husband's stocking for Christmas and he really likes it! It's his new favorite personal hygiene item. He says it feels really great, soft, and the consistency is good, not too thick and not too thin. (Ohhh the jokes just write themselves 😂) I foresee this being something we buy on the regular. We live in the South and it's hot and humid and dealing with sweaty and chaftng private areas is a real battle. I'm glad he likes my gift, I just hope he tires of asking me to feel his .... Because the Happy Nuts makes them feel "really nice and soft like pillows!" Sigh...." - Cairo

Review: "My husband has a new found love of Ramen and has been a Star Wars fan for a while, so these were basically a no brainer for his birthday. He absolutely loves them! They're easy to clean and work great!" - Lindsay Ann Bowen

Review: "These things are so cute. I just got this little guy yesterday and I’ve been having so much fun, trying to learn Christmas songs and stuff. The notes are pretty hard to find, but I’ll get the hang of it. I want to start collecting these guys, they’re SO CUTE!!" - Ballenger

Review: "Gave my husband one as a stocking stuffer two years ago. It IS such a hit at the office. So much so, that he often gives goats away - to spread the joy! Great way to break up the office monotony. OBVIOUSLY, they visit each other. How fun! 🐐 🐐" - GiveEmKel

Review: "As promised, it is a giant goose. Fits my lifestyle, easy to relax and share some quality time with. Need a hug, some emotional support? Get the goose. Want to show off how cultured and refined you are? Get the goose. Saw the ad on Instagram and paused for a second? Get the goose. Bad dreams are a thing of the past and burglars wont eff around with a "Gooser"** **Unwritten code among thieves. Goose status is regional, you may still get burgled" - Graham

Review: "It's amazing how much satisfaction I get when using these. I posted them on my social media and had at least a dozen people ask where they can get them...and 50 other people comment on how they were going to buy some." - Nick

Review: "Might just be my favorite Amazon purchase. They came very securely and beautifully packaged. They were a bit finicky and tedious to tie, but that’s no biggie. An entire side of my room is just covered in “mini rainbows” as I like to call them. So, so beautiful and mesmerizing. Would absolutely suggest purchasing these!" - Neriah

Review: "Boys wanted sharks. Little girl wanted mermaids. This was the best of both worlds" - Carrollrj25

Review: "Our husbands think we are idiots but these suits are amazing. Held up well paddleboarding in the ocean. Get a giant suit and it will fit great." - Leah Berry

Review: "I love these stickers. I put them on towel dispensers and other non battery powered stuff. I have spent a few hours already just watching people try to talk their paper towels out. Great item!!!" - Stephen Blanton

Review: "I absolutely love this for lounging around in, it’s warm, soft and cozy!" - daniel elledge

Review: "Absolutely hilarious game, you will have a blast playing with a group or one on one! Must have!" - Mia

Review: "No one ever thinks to warn you about the other dangers your cats could into. It’s always about “don’t let them eat chicken bones” or “don’t let them eat chocolate”. This book prepared Ron Purrgandy and I about the dangers lurking around and the other information I need to talk to him about cybercrimes and p*rnography. This book also helped me realize that he was in fact, a product of premarital s*x. (You would of thought Susan at the shelter would of told me about that.) Thanks to this book I realized that I was causing my sweet boy to become a dr*g addict by supplying him with catnip! I will no longer supply him with the gateway dr*g and make sure he sets himself on a righteous path to ensure he remains pure like god intended." - Kyle