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“That’s Between You And Jesus”: 52 Hilarious Posts From Police Department Social Media Accounts
FunnyFEB 5, 2026

“That’s Between You And Jesus”: 52 Hilarious Posts From Police Department Social Media Accounts

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Many are intimidated by police officers. They enforce the law of the land, and having that power imbalance as a regular citizen can be daunting. 
But that doesn’t mean that these folks don’t know how to laugh. And you will see their sense of humor in the following social media posts. 
You won’t expect some of these one-liners from official police department pages. And when you do, it’s definitely something you would take a screenshot of. A lot of these are, indeed, comedy gold.

#1 Okay, But Who Thought Of “Pawfficer Donut”?

Okay, But Who Thought Of “Pawfficer Donut”?
180points

#2 Kansas City Fire Department Saves The Kansas City Police Department From The Elevator

Kansas City Fire Department Saves The Kansas City Police Department From The Elevator
"To all the media outlets inquiring, here's the skinny: About 1 p.m. yesterday, April 27, 12 Tactical Team officers got into the elevator at our Police Academy. Then they couldn't get out. The weight limit had been exceeded. So Academy staff called for the Fire Department to respond. They did, and we appreciate them getting our officers out! Everyone was physically safe, but egos were severely injured."
165points

#3 Dutch Police Force

Dutch Police Force
161points

Social media gives the public better access to law enforcement officers, whether through official announcements, safety updates, severe weather warnings, or alerts about incidents to watch for. Through this, transparency builds trust in the community. 

#4 Cool Or Not Cool

Cool Or Not Cool
155points

#5 Throwing A Party And Being Rejected By One's Peers Is One Thing, But Being Rejected By The Cops Is A Whole New Level

Throwing A Party And Being Rejected By One's Peers Is One Thing, But Being Rejected By The Cops Is A Whole New Level
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154points

#6 The Power Of The Dark Side

The Power Of The Dark Side
149points

You were likely pleasantly surprised to see a silly post from an official police department page. Some of you even had to take a screenshot and post it online. But that then raises the question, is this acceptable silliness? 

Darren Wright, Oro Valley Police Department’s public information officer, says it still depends on the audience.

#7 Assume You Gave Her A Warning

Assume You Gave Her A Warning
149points

#8 You Can See The Smile On That Pig

You Can See The Smile On That Pig
146points

#9 Not One Eaten

Not One Eaten
142points

“If you’re the chief of police at a university or in a school setting with a predominantly younger demographic, then using messaging that resonates with them is a good choice. They respond well to humor, fads, and the latest viral crazes,” Wright wrote. 

Wright also notes that memorable content does not necessarily equate to effective communication. 

#10 Criminal Dropped Phone Running From Police. They Took A Selfie And Told Him It Can Be Picked Up At The County Jail

Criminal Dropped Phone Running From Police. They Took A Selfie And Told Him It Can Be Picked Up At The County Jail
138points

#11 Imagine The Police People Actually Placing The Dog In Their Chair And Taking This Photo

Imagine The Police People Actually Placing The Dog In Their Chair And Taking This Photo
137points

#12 In Sydney?

In Sydney?
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136points

At the end of the day, these official accounts must maintain professionalism when communicating with their social media audience. Wright recognizes the struggle to find the sweet spot between humanity, humor, and respectability online, but there is a time and place for silliness. 

“Once it’s out on TwitFacestagram, it’s never coming back,” he wrote. 

#13 Sounds To Me Like That Officer Was Just Chosen By A Cat

Sounds To Me Like That Officer Was Just Chosen By A Cat
133points

#14 How Else Are You Going To Learn How To Drive In The Snow?

How Else Are You Going To Learn How To Drive In The Snow?
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131points

#15 New Dog On The Job

New Dog On The Job
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119points

But ultimately, seeing the lighthearted content on these official pages adds some levity to your social media scrolling. It gives you a much-needed timeline cleanse from the toxicity during these tumultuous times. 

#16 So Everyone In My Town Is Anxiously Awaiting For Dunkin Donuts To Finally Open. Today, The Police Department Posted This On Their Facebook

So Everyone In My Town Is Anxiously Awaiting For Dunkin Donuts To Finally Open. Today, The Police Department Posted This On Their Facebook
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118points

#17 I Love This Thread

I Love This Thread
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117points

#18 So Cheesy, We Camembert It

So Cheesy, We Camembert It
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117points

#19 The Social Media Manager Here Deserves Some Award

The Social Media Manager Here Deserves Some Award
114points

#20 It’s A Fun Little Surprise After You Tell Us

It’s A Fun Little Surprise After You Tell Us
109points
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