We can all come up with quite a number of savage comebacks, remarks, or just simply funny phrases to respond to someone. However, it’s usually too late, the conversation has ended, you’re in the shower, and it’s only the soap bar and shampoo bottles listening to you. Worry not! This list will provide you with the funniest comebacks and remarks, ready to use on the go.
If you ever wondered what kind of funny catchphrases you could use in a conversation with your friends, the options are limitless. Here on this list, gathered today are funny sayings. From hilarious one-liners expressing your innermost feelings to more creative and funny alternatives for the famous “hold my beer.”
There are also perfectly summed-up sentences about the struggles in life that we might experience, but of course, with a dash of comedy to add that spice into our lives that we might be missing.
So if you’re all out of funny phrases to say to your friends, dig into this list and expand your dictionary of snappy comebacks!
#121
Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!
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#122
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has avarage taste.
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#123
Want to know what it’s like to have the best kid in the world? You’ll have to ask Grandma and Grandpa.
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#124
In the immortal words of Taylor Swift, I’m going to shake you off.
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#125
Everyone is today years old when they find out coriander is dead and dry cilantro.
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