We can all come up with quite a number of savage comebacks, remarks, or just simply funny phrases to respond to someone. However, it’s usually too late, the conversation has ended, you’re in the shower, and it’s only the soap bar and shampoo bottles listening to you. Worry not! This list will provide you with the funniest comebacks and remarks, ready to use on the go.
If you ever wondered what kind of funny catchphrases you could use in a conversation with your friends, the options are limitless. Here on this list, gathered today are funny sayings. From hilarious one-liners expressing your innermost feelings to more creative and funny alternatives for the famous “hold my beer.”
There are also perfectly summed-up sentences about the struggles in life that we might experience, but of course, with a dash of comedy to add that spice into our lives that we might be missing.
So if you’re all out of funny phrases to say to your friends, dig into this list and expand your dictionary of snappy comebacks!
#21
As long as cocoa beans grow on trees, chocolate is fruit to me.
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#22
Some days you’re the bird. Some days you’re the statue.
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#23
I put the ‘pro’ in ‘procrastinate.’
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#24
Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it!
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#25
Don’t you tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
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#26
I’m glad I don’t have to hunt for my own food. I have no idea where sandwiches live.
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#27
Whatever you’re doing, always give 100 percent. Unless you’re donating blood.
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#28
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
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#29
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
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#30
Don’t you wish they made a clap-on-clap-off device for some people’s mouths?
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#31
“Stressed” is just “desserts” spelled backwards.
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#32
They say don’t try this at home… so I went to my friend’s home!
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#33
The best part of going to work is coming home at the end of the day.
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#34
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
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#35
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
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#36
Stupidity knows no boundaries, but it knows a lot of people.
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#37
People say ‘Go big or go home’ like going home is a bad thing.
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#38
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. I am perfect.
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#39
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
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#40
I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.
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