Just like when naming a baby, a great deal of care and thought normally goes into choosing what you'll be yelling at your furry friend for years to come. In practice, however, most of us just end up calling them whatever comes to mind over the years, and at some point realize that those nicknames have actually become their identity.
Twitter user @MooseAllain recently shared the unfortunate moniker their pet was doomed to carry, and sparked a chain reaction of other animal owners confessing how their companions' names 'evolved' as time went on.
It's one of those truly pure and delightfully hilarious moments on the Internet that just makes you want to tune everything else out for a short while and have a giggle.
Scroll down to see what people are really calling their pets, and let us know what you're guilty of dubbing yours. (h/t)
#141 Instant Mood Booster

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#142 Nap Mode Activated

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#143 Messy Face, Serious Eyes

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#144 Just Chillin’ and Vibin

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#145 Master of Chill

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#146 Unexpected Camouflage Expert

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#147 Couch Conqueror Mode

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#148 Tail Wagging Enthusiasm

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#149 Close But No Focus

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#150 Blending In With Thoughts

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#151 Double Trouble Unleashed

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#152 Wind in My Fur

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#153 Chill Mode Activated

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#154 Purrfectly Sized Spot

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#155 Silent Sass Mode

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#156 Paws and Reflect

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#157 Close Enough, Right?

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#158 Cozy Mode Activated

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#159 Fluff Level: Expert

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#160 Pillow Towers and Puppy Power

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