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50 Times People Left Hilariously Honest 1-Star Reviews Online
FunnyNOV 16, 2025

50 Times People Left Hilariously Honest 1-Star Reviews Online

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If there's one thing people like broadcasting to the entire world, it's disappointment. And it's understandable: after taking the L, oftentimes there's not much you can do to improve the situation, but you still want to release those negative, pent-up emotions. So you throw an angry fist and accompany it with a few dirty words—usually into the air, but if the dismay was caused by a product or a service, you can direct all of it at the company that let you down. Need inspiration? The subreddit r/OneStarReviews has plenty of funny, weird, and downright ridiculous examples!

#1 Really Paints A Picture

Really Paints A Picture
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82points

#2 Hey, Catch A Few More And You Could Make Your Own Sweat Shop

Hey, Catch A Few More And You Could Make Your Own Sweat Shop
72points

#3 Finding The Silver Lining In Motorized Fish-Shaped Cat Toys

Finding The Silver Lining In Motorized Fish-Shaped Cat Toys
69points

According to research, online reviews have a substantial effect on our shopping habits. For example, 83% of consumers use Google to find local business reviews, and 74% go on at least two review platforms in their business research, while 34% use three or more.

Additionally, 69% of consumers would feel positive about using a business if its written reviews describe positive experiences, and 71% would not consider using a business with an average review rating below three stars.

#4 The Review This Pub Put On The Wall. The Pub Specialises In Craft Beer

The Review This Pub Put On The Wall. The Pub Specialises In Craft Beer
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65points

#5 This 5 Star Review For Blue Buffalo Pate Wet Cat Food

This 5 Star Review For Blue Buffalo Pate Wet Cat Food
61points

#6 When The Bears Of Yosemite Attack

When The Bears Of Yosemite Attack
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Knowing this, bad actors try to manipulate the numbers. The UK consumer group Which? highlighted the scale of the problem, with research showing how groups offering fake reviews continue to thrive on Facebook.

Groups on the social network with thousands of members offer free products in exchange for reviews, even despite past interventions by national regulators.

Researchers found 14 Facebook groups trading in reviews for Amazon, Google, and Trustpilot. Together, they shared more than 62,000 members between them.

#7 Angry

Angry
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53points

#8 Local Pizza/Burger Joint

Local Pizza/Burger Joint
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#9 A Hero's Hero Among Bug Kind

A Hero's Hero Among Bug Kind
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The United Kingdom has been taking this problem seriously. The country's Competition and Markets Authority told Facebook to clamp down on fake reviews in 2020 and again in 2021, when the social network removed more than 16,000 groups.

Which? estimates that the groups it has reported to Facebook since 2018 have had more than 1 million members in total.

#10 Poor Peter

Poor Peter
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#11 Lack Of Fast Food And Lattes Cited In Zion National Park 1 Star Reviews

Lack Of Fast Food And Lattes Cited In Zion National Park 1 Star Reviews
39points

#12 This One Is Out Of Line…

This One Is Out Of Line…
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#13 Grand Canyon National Park

Grand Canyon National Park
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The Guardian's analysis of various pages on Facebook has also found similar schemes. It discovered 34 related to Amazon, with 56,000 members in total, and 17 groups offering fake reviews for Trustpilot, Google, or both.

In posts on Facebook, businesses are told they can buy in bulk, with 100 reviews for $180, or place smaller orders, with one review costing $2.

One broker’s advert suggests that for every one-star review a product gets, “you need five new 5-star reviews just to average out 4.5 stars. If you want to average out 5 stars, you need 15 new 5-star reviews.” They offer services to the UK and the US, among a plethora of other countries, adding that their service is manual, with no bots, and they will even upload photographs to “make it look legit.”

#14 Some Customers Are Worth Losing

Some Customers Are Worth Losing
35points

#15 That Elusive Martha

That Elusive Martha
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#16 Costco Gas Station

Costco Gas Station
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#17 Niagara Falls Review

Niagara Falls Review
30points

"Why are fake online reviews so resilient? A significant reason is that the return on investment of soliciting fake reviews makes them highly profitable," wrote brand communication expert Jonathan Marciano. "An extra star on a restaurant's Yelp rating can increase revenue by 5% to 9%. The Federal Trade Commission has shown that the outlay on fake reviews can provide a payoff times twenty."

"For instance, in an enforcement case against Legacy Learning Systems Inc., it was found that $250,000 outlay on fake reviews generated more than $5 million in sales."

#18 63 Sandwiches In 1 1/2 Hours!?! How Dare They!

63 Sandwiches In 1 1/2 Hours!?! How Dare They!
30points

#19 I’m Not Sure How She Didn’t See This One Coming But

I’m Not Sure How She Didn’t See This One Coming But
30points

#20 Too Hot

Too Hot
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