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I Mix Dry Humor With Sharp Observations In My 20 One Panel Comics
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I Mix Dry Humor With Sharp Observations In My 20 One Panel Comics

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After failing to syndicate two comic strips in the 1990s, I rebooted my cartooning ambition in 2018 by drawing gag cartoons for domestic and international publications such as The Wall Street Journal, The Saturday Evening Post, Reader’s Digest, Weekly Humorist, Alta, Woman’s World, The Oldie, The Phoenix, Accounting Today, and others. I also spend a limited amount of time doing freelance cartooning for logos, greeting cards, coloring books, etc.
I grew up in the Chicago neighborhood of Rogers Park, but graduated from high school in Mosinee, WI. After college, I moved to Milwaukee, WI, where I worked for 37 years as a packaging design engineer. My interests also include playing ice hockey and guitar, but rarely at the same time.
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#1 Appeared In Weekly Humorist

Appeared In Weekly Humorist
38points

After I retired from my job as a packaging design engineer, I found that I missed that creative challenge. But, thanks to my having attended the Kenosha Festival of Cartooning for the previous four years, I found the desire to reboot my cartooning career. Not wanting any form of hard commitment that was typically associated with syndicating a newspaper comic strip, I looked into drawing and selling gag cartoons to various magazines and newspapers.

#2 Appeared In Saturday Evening Post

Appeared In Saturday Evening Post
37points

#3 Appeared In The Phoenix (Ireland)

Appeared In The Phoenix (Ireland)
35points

I had previously been gifted a used Wacom Cintiq drawing tablet and was using it for sketching various packaging designs. To get used to using the tablet and learn the software for drawing cartoons (I use Autodesk Sketchbook Pro 7), I came up with a fun exercise. I chose an old gag idea of mine as the target and drew cartoons in the styles of some of my favorite cartoonists. (Note: if interested, the results can be found here).

#4 Appeared In Wall Street Journal

Appeared In Wall Street Journal
35points

#5 Appeared In The Oldie (UK)

Appeared In The Oldie (UK)
35points

I’m all about efficiency, so I was very pleased to find that drawing digitally had cut my production in half. To that point, I also developed an Excel spreadsheet to track my cartoons – each of which has a unique serial number. I added columns of searchable and sortable data such as keywords, due dates, who they were submitted to, whether the cartoon is available as a line drawing/gray tone/color, and whether it has been sold/posted on social media, etc.

Like most cartoonists, I only sell about 10% of my cartoons. So, rather than let them just take up space on my hard drive, I regularly seek out candidates that, by tweaking their drawings and/or captions, might be good fits for other publications. By adding due dates to the spreadsheet, I’m able to import them into my Outlook calendar.

#6 Appeared In Alta

Appeared In Alta
33points

#7 Appeared In The Phoenix (Ireland)

Appeared In The Phoenix (Ireland)
31points

Very seldom am I doing nothing but thinking of gag ideas. Typically, they pop up while doing a workout, going out for a walk, driving in my car, or most commonly while I’m taking a shower. I’ve even dreamed of ideas while sleeping. Unfortunately, my biggest struggle is the amount of time it takes to develop the perfect caption.

#8 Appeared In Wall Street Journal

Appeared In Wall Street Journal
28points

#9 Appeared In Reader's Digest And Saturday Evening Post

Appeared In Reader's Digest And Saturday Evening Post
28points

My very first gag cartoon sale came in October of 2018, ten months after I had started to submit. My wife and I were visiting my uncle in Columbus, Ohio. At the time, he subscribed to over a dozen magazines and newspapers. I had always told him to keep an eye out for one of my cartoons. Then, on that October day, I was scrolling through emails on my phone when I saw the sale notification to Alta – a popular magazine out of California. I was elated, and my wife was overjoyed, but my 90-year-old uncle was probably the happiest of all. At that point, I figured if such a prestigious publication like Alta had interest in my cartoons, others would follow. So, I wrote down a series of realistic sales goals and related achievements. As of today, I’ve met all of them except for two: sell a cartoon to editor Bob Mankoff and sell a cartoon to The New Yorker.

#10 Appeared In The Oldie (UK)

Appeared In The Oldie (UK)
25points

#11 Appeared In The Phoenix (Ireland)

Appeared In The Phoenix (Ireland)
25points

I also don’t advertise, so I don’t actively seek freelance jobs. Instead, I let clients knock on my door if someone needs a logo, greeting card, spot political cartoon, or special requests for friends. As a result, I’m always able to work these jobs into my schedule without disrupting my monthly submissions.

#12 Appeared In Alta (First Cartoon Ever Sold - 2018)

Appeared In Alta (First Cartoon Ever Sold - 2018)
25points

#13 Appeared In Weekly Humorist

Appeared In Weekly Humorist
24points

#14 Appeared In Saturday Evening Post

Appeared In Saturday Evening Post
24points

#15 Appeared In Weekly Humorist

Appeared In Weekly Humorist
22points

#16 Appeared In Accounting Today

Appeared In Accounting Today
22points

#17 Appeared In The Phoenix (Ireland)

Appeared In The Phoenix (Ireland)
21points

#18 Appeared In Distributor's Link

Appeared In Distributor's Link
21points

#19 Appeared In American Bystander's 251

Appeared In American Bystander's 251
20points

#20 Appeared In The Phoenix (Ireland)

Appeared In The Phoenix (Ireland)
12points
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