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"Oddly Accurate Insults": 50 Times People Roasted Someone In Just The Right Way
FunnyAPR 14, 2023

"Oddly Accurate Insults": 50 Times People Roasted Someone In Just The Right Way

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Insults and swearwords are an inseparable part of life. As much as we like to think of ourselves as kind and civilized folks, there are moments when a person’s best way forward is to go fully savage, verbally. However, simple insults won’t do. They have to be clever. Subtle. Goofy. With a twist. That way, they’ll sting far more than calling someone a [insert favorite juicy curses here]. If you're going to slander someone, do it with style.
That’s where the r/OddlyAccurateInsults and r/rareinsults subreddits come in. Both online groups are focused on featuring stunningly good insults, some of which happen to be surprisingly specific. So much so that you might be left completely speechless after hearing them, whether from shock or laughing way too hard. Scroll down to check out some of the best insults. Don’t forget to take notes! Meanwhile, read on for Bored Panda’s interview with one of the moderators running r/OddlyAccurateInsults.

#1 Ouch That Must've Hurr

Ouch That Must've Hurr
781points

#2 The Best One From This Thread

The Best One From This Thread
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700points

#3 Return To Sender

Return To Sender
694points

One of the moderators running r/OddlyAccurateInsults, William, was kind enough to answer Bored Panda’s questions about the subreddit. He also shared his take on the secret to a good insult, and what to do if someone’s roasting you.

The redditor said that he’s not the actual creator of the subreddit, however, he was one of the first mods who started managing the community.

“I believe there is a niche for those insults that just hit and are a little too accurate for comfort,” he told us about the inspiration behind r/OddlyAccurateInsults.

#4 Time For A Career Change

Time For A Career Change
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619points

#5 You Are The Reason They Stay Home

You Are The Reason They Stay Home
612points

#6 10/10 For The Burn

10/10 For The Burn
611points

“Having that niche for a subreddit seemed like a great idea to me and the creator which caused the spark of our little community.”

We were curious to get the mod’s opinion on what the key to a powerful insult is. Being specific is important, according to him, but mixing things up is also a valid approach. “I believe the secret to a good insult is using something relevant to the situation,” he shared with Bored Panda.

“However, you can do the complete opposite and sometimes it works out. It really feels like a hit or miss which makes it all the more entertaining to see unfold.”

#7 Uni Life

Uni Life
610points

#8 They Aren't Wrong

They Aren't Wrong
609points

#9 Shoot Like A Girl

Shoot Like A Girl
581points

Meanwhile, we know for a fact that we’d feel pretty lost if we were hit with an oddly accurate insult. Bored Panda asked the moderator on how best to react to a stinging insult. Laughter is a wonderful way to neutralize any negative feelings you might have.

“When it comes to reacting, I just laugh. I’m not a very serious guy and I try to find the humor in everything I can,” William shared. “So if somebody insults me bad, I’ll just tell ‘em it was a nice burn and move on with my life. No need getting caught up in a stranger making fun of me.”

#10 Pretty Good One

Pretty Good One
576points

#11 On A Facebook Post About Lil Pump And Eminem

On A Facebook Post About Lil Pump And Eminem
576points

#12 Holding Up The Past

Holding Up The Past
570points

The r/OddlyAccurateInsults subreddit was created back in October 2019. At the time of writing, the group had just over 2.2k members. And even though the screenshots and pics they post are great, the group itself isn’t as active as it once was. However, the founders point out that the sub itself is an ‘offbrand’ version of r/rareinsults, a massively popular community that is hard to ignore on Reddit.

Over the course of the last 5+ years, r/rareinsults has grown to over 2.3 million members who love sharing unique insults and ‘spicing up their vocabulary.’ 

#13 Everything Is Accurate Here Lol

Everything Is Accurate Here Lol
556points

#14 Zoinks

Zoinks
539points

#15 Grandma Is This True?

Grandma Is This True?
523points

Previously, Bored Panda spoke to one of the moderators running r/rareinsults, u/Blank-Cheque, and they told us about the group’s history and why it is that human beings curse and swear so much.

“The community was originally founded by Gorangeninja, after he saw someone suggest it be made on another subreddit. The subreddit only grew to a few thousand users in the span of about 8 months. Our current top mod, Remydesp, was an active user in the subreddit in its first few months, and a lack of moderation plagued the subreddit, so he reached out to the mods offering to help out in the task of moderation,” they said.

#16 Make Up Tutorial Coming Soon

Make Up Tutorial Coming Soon
523points

#17 Now That’s A Lot Of Damage

Now That’s A Lot Of Damage
518points

#18 Damn This Is Hard

Damn This Is Hard
514points

“Over the course of the next year, Gorangeninja stepped down as top mod, and Remydesp and our former owner Tycoinator added many other mods to help out. The biggest challenge in getting a large following was maintaining the quality of the content on the subreddit. In the next 3 months, the subreddit grew almost 200k users, and the influx of new users brought along a lot of low-quality posts. The support from the amazing moderation team has allowed the subreddit to thrive and still maintain the original quality. After Pewdiepie made a video on our subreddit, we grew almost 25k users in one day. If the subreddit did not have such hardworking and committed moderators, we would not have seen the success we have today,” u/Blank-Cheque spoke to us about r/rareinsults back in 2019.

#19 She Has Officially Disintegrated Into Pieces

She Has Officially Disintegrated Into Pieces
513points

#20 I Can Hear The Sound

I Can Hear The Sound
512points
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