Funny Nicknames

I had a friend over and I was trying new ways to make a breast grow so I ordered this cream online and he was watching me put it on and he said hey what is that I said it's prunes make my breasts grow he said oh so if you rub it on your boobs make it grow it's on your hands I said hi and he said hey I'm going to call you handy mandi nipple hands because my nickname is Handy Mandi so he said Handy Mandi nipple hands LOL so far so funny