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Some Scriptwriters Have An Impeccable Sense Of Humor And Here Are 40 Movie Quotes That Prove That

Some Scriptwriters Have An Impeccable Sense Of Humor And Here Are 40 Movie Quotes That Prove That

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Let’s admit it, we all have a compartment in our brains where we keep all the fun stuff that we’ve once heard, read, or seen. Inside that compartment, there’s a smaller one dedicated entirely to funny movie quotes that, undoubtedly, opens up like Pandora’s box at the most inconvenient of times. Let’s say it’s your first day at a new job and you suddenly decide to greet someone with ‘Oh hi, Mark!’ Or maybe it’s your kid’s pet fish’s funeral, and somehow you choose to yell out ‘Hasta La Vista, baby!’ And God forbid you’ve decided to greet a cashier with Valar Morgulis, and now they think a public place is not where you are supposed to be. I, for one, upon hearing the word Royal, always, without even thinking, add in ‘with cheese’, and it is especially un-funny when the talk is about a real-life Queen. Well, funny to me because I know what I’m quoting, so it’s like an inside joke with myself.
We do not doubt that upon reading some of these funny quotes, you will feel a massive surge of nostalgia for the movies you watched decades ago, like Airplane!, Legally Blonde, and Ace Ventura. Thankfully, there’s this thing called the internet now, where you can always find your beloved movies to watch and re-watch them again and again. But the newer classics aren’t that far from these legends with quotable material, so you’ll also find hilarious quotes from Napoleon Dynamite, Guardians of the Galaxy, and 21 Jump Street. From very old movies to the newest, from comedies to thrillers, there’s always a witty quote that you just might use at one point or another.
So, dust off your brain compartment labeled ‘funny movie quotes,’ make some space for new material, and delve into our Compendium of Hilarity. Give your vote for one of these famous quotes, and don’t forget to tell your friends that fetch will never happen if they don’t read this article.

#1

Some Scriptwriters Have An Impeccable Sense Of Humor And Here Are 40 Movie Quotes That Prove That
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." -The Insulting Frenchman to King Arthur when he and his knights arrive at the castle.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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193points

#2

Some Scriptwriters Have An Impeccable Sense Of Humor And Here Are 40 Movie Quotes That Prove That
“[While looking at a very large castle] Do you think maybe he's compensating for something?” — Shrek.
Shrek
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174points

#3

Some Scriptwriters Have An Impeccable Sense Of Humor And Here Are 40 Movie Quotes That Prove That
"It's just a flesh wound." — The Black Knight to King Arthur, after losing both arms in the heat of combat.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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168points

#4

Some Scriptwriters Have An Impeccable Sense Of Humor And Here Are 40 Movie Quotes That Prove That
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." - Inigo Montoya to Vizzini after he utters "inconceivable" one too many times.
The Princess Bride
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151points

#5

Some Scriptwriters Have An Impeccable Sense Of Humor And Here Are 40 Movie Quotes That Prove That
”I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just "Crewman Number Six". I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I've gotta get outta here.” - Guy Fleegman
Galaxy Quest
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147points

#6

Some Scriptwriters Have An Impeccable Sense Of Humor And Here Are 40 Movie Quotes That Prove That
"Well, I tried to start a revolution, but didn't print enough pamphlets so hardly anyone turned up." - Korg.
Thor: Ragnarok
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139points

#7

Some Scriptwriters Have An Impeccable Sense Of Humor And Here Are 40 Movie Quotes That Prove That
"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."- Jessica Rabbit explaining her unfairly-earned reputation to Eddie Valiant.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
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136points

#8

Some Scriptwriters Have An Impeccable Sense Of Humor And Here Are 40 Movie Quotes That Prove That
"'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you're ever gonna get!" — Honey to Lucius Best, also known as the superhero Frozone, who wants to bail on dinner and save the world from imminent destruction.
Incredibles
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135points

#9

Some Scriptwriters Have An Impeccable Sense Of Humor And Here Are 40 Movie Quotes That Prove That
“I am serious and don’t call me Shirley.” - Dr. Rumack responding to "Surely, you can't be serious.
Airplane!
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127points

#10

Some Scriptwriters Have An Impeccable Sense Of Humor And Here Are 40 Movie Quotes That Prove That
"6:30, dinner with me—I can’t cancel that again" - The Grinch.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
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127points

#11

Some Scriptwriters Have An Impeccable Sense Of Humor And Here Are 40 Movie Quotes That Prove That
"Well, a guy who dresses up like a bat clearly has issues." — Bruce Wayne.
Batman Begins
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126points

#12

Some Scriptwriters Have An Impeccable Sense Of Humor And Here Are 40 Movie Quotes That Prove That
"I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late '90s." — Deadpool.
Deadpool
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125points

#13

Some Scriptwriters Have An Impeccable Sense Of Humor And Here Are 40 Movie Quotes That Prove That
"What do you mean, he don't eat no meat? That's okay, that's okay. I make lamb." — Aunt Voula.
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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123points

#14

Some Scriptwriters Have An Impeccable Sense Of Humor And Here Are 40 Movie Quotes That Prove That
Bob: "Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately."
Peter: "I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob."
Office Space
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122points

#15

Some Scriptwriters Have An Impeccable Sense Of Humor And Here Are 40 Movie Quotes That Prove That
“Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong and disposable.” - Mrs. White.
Clue
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114points

#16

Some Scriptwriters Have An Impeccable Sense Of Humor And Here Are 40 Movie Quotes That Prove That
"There are 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood to Jake as they try to make it to their gig on time.
The Blues Brothers
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112points

#17

Some Scriptwriters Have An Impeccable Sense Of Humor And Here Are 40 Movie Quotes That Prove That
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate." - Lord Dark Helmet explaining his relationship—or lack thereof—to Lone Starr.
Spaceballs
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110points

#18

Some Scriptwriters Have An Impeccable Sense Of Humor And Here Are 40 Movie Quotes That Prove That
“I’ll have what she’s having.” - Older Woman Customer to the waiter after witnessing Sally Albright fake an orgasm in the middle of Katz's Delicatessen.
When Harry Met Sally
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109points

#19

Some Scriptwriters Have An Impeccable Sense Of Humor And Here Are 40 Movie Quotes That Prove That
"That's it, Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow!" — Mushu.
Mulan
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109points

#20

Some Scriptwriters Have An Impeccable Sense Of Humor And Here Are 40 Movie Quotes That Prove That
“Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it.“ - Drax.
Guardians of the Galaxy
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108points
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