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“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics
Funny,CuriositiesMAR 20, 2023

“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics

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Imagine, you go your whole life thinking that Elton John was singing 'Hold me closer, Tony Danza.' Your brain must go through the process of inventing some lore to explain why Sir Elton John has a whole ballad about some American actor until you learn that you have simply been wrong your entire life. 
So one person wanted to know what other examples of misheard lyrics are out there and the internet delivered. So if you aren’t afraid of having a song reinvented when you figure out how it actually goes, get comfortable, scroll down, and be sure to upvote the more hilarious examples.

#1

“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics
She was a fax machine
She kept her modem clean
[Original lyrics: She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean
AC/DC - "You Shook Me All Night Long"]
111points

#2

“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics
I guess it rains down in Africa?
StoopidTumbleweeds replied:
I’m still somewhat embarrassed to say that I thought it was “god bless the maids down in Africa”. Thought it was some sort of weird political statement.
Is_What_They_Call_Me replied:
I felt some brains down in Africa up until a couple years ago..
milkpen replied:
I always heard it as "I miss the rains down in Africa" and thought that sounded so lovely and melancholic. I was so disappointed by the real lyric lmao
[Original lyrics: I bless the rains down in Africa
Toto - Africa]
105points

#3

“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics
My favorite misheard lyric is 'Hold me closer, Tony Danza' instead of 'Hold me closer, tiny dancer' by Elton John.
95points

The examples here all fit into the category of a mondegreen, which sounds like a plant from Harry Potter. In reality, it’s when a person mishears something in such a way that a phrase or lyric gets an entirely new meaning. The origin of this strange word is somewhat more understandable. In a 1954 essay, a woman named Sylvia Wright recalled misremembering the last line of a poem, where she substituted “and laid him on the green” with “Lady Mondegreen.”

Even after discovering the mistake, she liked the new version so much that she decided to give the phenomenon a new name, after the entirely imaginary “Lady Mondegreen.” In this particular case, the substitution somehow worked within the context of the poem, "The Bonny Earl of Murray," for those who are interested. But even a nonsensical addition can still be a mondegreen. 

#4

Robert Palmer
"You might as well face it, you're a d**k with a glove"
94points

#5

“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics
My sister thought the Beatles lyrics “the girl with kaleidoscope eyes” was “the girl with colitis goes by”.
91points

#6

“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics
As a kid I thought it was "we'll rob a mexican monkey" and not "we're up all night to get lucky"
[Daft Punk - Get Lucky]
90points

The reasons our brains sometimes ‘autocorrect’ lyrics are varied. Often, if we don’t know the meaning of a word or have never heard it before, our brain will want to add something to that gap. This is how ‘like a G6’ can so easily become ‘like a cheese sticks,’ if the listener is not familiar with the names of private jets. Our brains want to make sense of things, so they will try, desperately to not leave any blank spaces. Though one has to question how a brain could think ‘like a cheese sticks’ made more sense than ‘G6.’

#7

“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics
“It's not fair, to deny me
Of the crosseyed bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know”
-Alanis Morissette
How could you take her crosseyed bear Dave Coulier
[Original lyrics:
"It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know"
Alanis Morissette -"You Oughta Know"]
87points

#8

“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics
I want to know, have you ever seen Lorain?
PheonixKernow replied:
As a child I used to sing 'I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone' and always wondered what poor Lorraine did that was so bad.
[Original lyrics: I can see clearly now, the rain has gone
Johnny Nash - "I Can See Clearly Now"]
84points

#9

“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics
Hit me with a wet sock, FIRE AWAY!!!!!
[Original lyrics: "Hit me with your best shot"; Pat Benatar's "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"]
79points

Other psychologists believe that sometimes we’ll just mishear a lyric and ‘lock’ it in, even if it doesn’t make much sense at all. There is no reason for Ozzy Osborne to sing “I'm Justin Bieber,” yet some people believe this is a real lyric on ‘Dreamer.’ We just tend to not question our established beliefs and go around thinking that Ozzy really does feel like he is a Canadian pop star, which wouldn't be the strangest thing he's done.

#10

We were in the car and Guns ‘n Roses Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door was playing and after a minute my then four year old son asked ‘Who’s Kevin?’ It took us a beat to understand the question but from now on, for me this song will always be ‘Knockin on Kevin’s door’ 🤣
79points

#11

“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics
Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am i to disagree
[Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)]
77points

#12

“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics
I see skies of blue
And clouds of white
The bright blessed day
The dogs say goodnight
[Louis Armstrong - What A Wonderful World]
76points

Mondegreens are actually more common when listening to something in a language you are fluent in. In a more unfamiliar tongue, your brain, correctly, understands that it doesn’t understand everything and will just leave certain ideas blank. If you are learning a language and you listen to music in it, you’ve probably had the experience of knowing a handful of words while the rest fly past you. Since your vocabulary is limited, you can’t just start making up new phrases and words to ‘explain’ the gaps in the lyrics. 

#13

“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics
My three year old thinks "Like a G6" is "Like a cheese sticks"
[Far East Movement and The Cataracs - "Like a G6"]
69points

#14

“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics
Jimi Hendix - "Purple Haze": 'scuse me while I kiss this guy.
corvid_booster replied:
Roommate back in the day, who would have been about 18 in 1970, told me that Hendrix was aware of the alternate interpretation, and he would gesture at Noel Redding and say "'scuse me while I kiss this guy."
68points

#15

“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics
My 7th grade teacher had a real hatred for Gwen Stefani and when we finally asked him it was because he thought she was saying “I ain’t no Harlem black girl” in her hit song “holla back girl”
68points

In our defense, some groups or artists have a style that practically begs to be misheard. The overly synthesized Blue Man Group comes to mind, while older recordings might not be as crisp, leaving some room for interpretation. And it’s not like all artists have perfectly logical and sensical lyrics, indeed, some are pretty eyebrow-raising by themselves. As Hillary Duff once sang, ‘if the light is off, then it isn’t on.’ Which is technically correct I suppose. If you want to see some other examples of nonsense lyrics, check out Bored Panda’s article here

#16

“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics
When I was 14 my dad was driving me to my boyfriend's house. On the way over “Applause” by Lady Gaga came on & my dad sang “I live for the applesauce applesauce applesauce”. I busted out laughing and mocking him. Laughed so hard he turned the car around and took me home.
62points

#17

“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics
“Oooh, Dyslexics on fireeeeee”
- Kings Of Leon
57points

#18

As a kid, I didn't get the chess references in Murray Head's "One Night in Bangkok".
So when he sang "One town is very like another with your head down over your pieces, brother.", I thought he was singing "One town is very like another with your head down over your *feces* brother"
I remember wondering what the hell goes on in Bangkok that would find you with your head down over your own poo.
56points

#19

Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a douche
A running lover in the night
53points

#20

“I Guess It Rains Down In Africa”: 30 People Share Their Most Hilariously Misheard Lyrics
Steely Dan, instead of "Are you reelin' in the years?", got "Are you really into yeast?"
52points
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