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ā€œNever Microwave Eggsā€: 50 Times People Learned The Hard Way How NOT To Use A Microwave
Funny,Food,FailsMAY 20, 2023

ā€œNever Microwave Eggsā€: 50 Times People Learned The Hard Way How NOT To Use A Microwave

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Many people, including us, have what we think is a rather peculiar relationship with technology. Household appliances sometimes feel like they have a life of their own. And you have to know how to coax them to do what they were built for. We find microwaves, in particular, to be extremely temperamental! And we’re not alone.
Bored Panda has compiled a list of the unluckiest and most painful microwave heating fails from around the net. Scroll down, upvote the pics that made you cringe the hardest, and remember to always, always treat tech with respect and to put your safety first.

#1 My Microwave Just Called Me A Child For Hitting On Its Top For 4 Times Because The Timer Was All Screwed Up

My Microwave Just Called Me A Child For Hitting On Its Top For 4 Times Because The Timer Was All Screwed Up
251points

#2 My Dad Told Me To Put A CD In The Microwave

My Dad Told Me To Put A CD In The Microwave
212points

#3 Ever Wondered What Happens When You Microwave A Frozen Uncooked Croissant? Wonder No More

Ever Wondered What Happens When You Microwave A Frozen Uncooked Croissant? Wonder No More
197points

If you ever wonder whether or not you can safely microwave something, it’s really not a sign of weakness to take the time to do some honest research. Sure, you might be hungry, but it’s always better to be safe than sorry, especially where home appliances are concerned. The last thing you want is to start an electrical fire at home because you wanted some popcorn.

If you don’t happen to have your microwave oven’s manual, it’s best to do some Googling. Don’t just rely on half-remembered myths about what is and isn’t safe to pop in the oven. One thing that you definitely don’t want to microwave is aluminum foil. It burns and ignites and can be incredibly dangerous. So, first off, avoid placing aluminum or any other metal inside the appliance. That means no forks in plates of takeaway and no spoons in mugs either!

#4 This Happened When I Put Cream In The Microwave

This Happened When I Put Cream In The Microwave
183points

#5 Thought The Clock On My Microwave Was Glitching, Turns Out There Is A Cockroach Stuck In It

Thought The Clock On My Microwave Was Glitching, Turns Out There Is A Cockroach Stuck In It
181points

#6 Tried To Make A Mug Cake. One Minute Later My Microwave Birthed This Monstrosity

Tried To Make A Mug Cake. One Minute Later My Microwave Birthed This Monstrosity
178points

You also want to avoid microwaving run-of-the-mill paper bags. For instance, ā€˜American Home Shield’ points out that popcorn usually comes in bags that have susceptors that ā€˜eat up’ the radio waves that your microwave oven produces, and are safe to use. However, regular grocery bags would catch fire.

#7 The New Jar Of Nutella My Girlfriend Tried To Heat In The Microwave

The New Jar Of Nutella My Girlfriend Tried To Heat In The Microwave
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164points

#8 My Son Tried To Microwave An Oreo And Burned It, It Left An Imprint On The Plate

My Son Tried To Microwave An Oreo And Burned It, It Left An Imprint On The Plate
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155points

#9 My Wife’s Favorite Night Time Snack. Microwave The Pepperonis Until They Are Finished Bleeding Horrible Yellow Oil

My Wife’s Favorite Night Time Snack. Microwave The Pepperonis Until They Are Finished Bleeding Horrible Yellow Oil
150points

Similarly, you don’t want to microwave any plastic grocery bags, either! Heating plastic up can release hazardous materials. Plastic containers are generally a big no-no, too, unless specifically stated that they’re safe for heating.

The same goes for travel mugs. If it has steel or isn’t labeled as microwave-safe, don’t plop it in the microwave oven. Opt for a regular mug, instead. 

#10 Toddler Learned How To Use The Microwave

Toddler Learned How To Use The Microwave
144points

#11 This Girl Got Her AirPods Wet So Put Them On The Microwave To Dry Them

This Girl Got Her AirPods Wet So Put Them On The Microwave To Dry Them
141points

#12 My Microwave Caught On Fire

My Microwave Caught On Fire
132points

Though it’s obvious to most of us (well, hopefully…), you really shouldn’t be drying your clothes in the oven either. That’s what dryers are for. Or go the simple route and just hang your clothing on a rack or line. Microwaving your wet dress shirt before an important meeting isn’t how you want to start your day, believe us!

#13 After 60 Hours Of No Power In Middle Of Freezing Winter, I Got Electricity For An Hour And I Thought That It Would Be A Good Idea To Thaw Frozen Honey But I Forgot To Open Lid

After 60 Hours Of No Power In Middle Of Freezing Winter, I Got Electricity For An Hour And I Thought That It Would Be A Good Idea To Thaw Frozen Honey But I Forgot To Open Lid
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126points

#14 Don't Try To Microwave An Avocado

Don't Try To Microwave An Avocado
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126points

#15 Thawing Chorizo In A Microwave

Thawing Chorizo In A Microwave
118points

Furthermore, you should avoid microwaving hardboiled eggs (they’ll explode, or rather, eggsplode) and hot peppers (they can cause fires and will release chemicals that can burn your eyes). Also, steer clear of heating up styrofoam containers and Chinese takeout boxes. You should also avoid turning on the microwave without anything inside because it may damage the appliance!

#16 I Got The White Mug For Christmas In 2018, Microwave Safe. I Got Black One For Christmas In 2019, Not Microwave Safe

I Got The White Mug For Christmas In 2018, Microwave Safe. I Got Black One For Christmas In 2019, Not Microwave Safe
If I had stayed in the room while it was in the microwave for 1 minute, I probably would have noticed.
118points

#17 My Microwave Lunch Jumped Up And Flipped

My Microwave Lunch Jumped Up And Flipped
117points

#18 This Is My Luck

This Is My Luck
115points

According to the National Fire Protection Association, you should never plug microwave ovens into extension cords. Always plug them directly into the wall outlet. The organization also warns not to open the oven too quickly: do it slowly and away from your face to avoid getting burned by the steam.

#19 Just Tried (And Failed) To Install My New $450 Microwave. It Was On The Ice Chest When I Went To Grab A Drill And The Cat Knocked It Off

Just Tried (And Failed) To Install My New $450 Microwave. It Was On The Ice Chest When I Went To Grab A Drill And The Cat Knocked It Off
108points

#20 Mom Spray-Painted A Perfectly Good Microwave With Fridge To Match

Mom Spray-Painted A Perfectly Good Microwave With Fridge To Match
106points
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