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30 Times People Posted Comedy Gold On FB Marketplace, Thanks To Similar-Sounding Words
Funny,FailsDEC 21, 2023

30 Times People Posted Comedy Gold On FB Marketplace, Thanks To Similar-Sounding Words

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Facebook Marketplace can be a great platform if you want to declutter your home and make a little money while doing it. However, it can also be a treasure trove of hilarious and horrible listings. People post all sorts of stuff on there, perhaps not even realizing how funny it might be.
This time, we chose listings with slightly misspelled titles. Courtesy of r/BoneAppleTea, titles that sound right or similar to what they should be. Let's chuckle at how these owners misspelled their listing – doesn't matter intentionally or not. So scroll down to find the funniest marketplace listings shared by people on r/BoneAppleTea.

#1 Catholic Converter

Catholic Converter
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251points

#2 Autistic Guitar

Autistic Guitar
163points

#3 My Grandma's Abdomen

My Grandma's Abdomen
150points

Bored Panda compiled this list of chucklesome marketplace listings from the r/BoneAppleTea subreddit. The community over there loves funny malapropisms. What's a malapropism, you ask?

According to Merriam-Webster, it's a "usually unintentionally humorous misuse or distortion of a word or phrase." One example of a malapropism can be "Jesus healing those leopards." The intention was "lepers" but, as the two words sound similar, the person accidentally spelled it "leopards."

#4 Egomaniac Chair

Egomaniac Chair
132points

#5 Michael Wave

Michael Wave
122points

#6 Portal Potty

Portal Potty
122points

A similar phenomena are eggcorns. The same Merriam-Webster dictionary describes them as "a word or phrase that sounds like and is mistakenly used in a seemingly logical or plausible way for another word or phrase either on its own or as part of a set expression."

New Scientist writes that eggcorns are often more satisfying and poetic than the correct word or expression. An example could be "for all intensive purposes" instead of "for all intents and purposes."

#7 "Coughing"... (Also, Really??)

"Coughing"... (Also, Really??)
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112points

#8 Excessive Bike

Excessive Bike
109points

#9 I Believe This Is An Oregon

I Believe This Is An Oregon
106points

Eggcorns originated from the altered form of "acorn". Mark Liberman in his linguistics blog Language Log wrote about a woman who would write "eggcorns" instead of "acorns." Since it didn't fit with other phenomena, such as malapropisms and spoonerisms, he went with linguist Geoffrey Pullum's suggestion to refer to them as "eggcorns."

#10 Fools Ball Table

Fools Ball Table
104points

#11 Three Draffs

Three Draffs
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102points

#12 Shuffle For Sale

Shuffle For Sale
100points

There's another strange word – spoonerism. This one is not about spelling or writing. It's an error people make when speaking. A spoonerism happens when a speaker switches the first sounds of two words. The funny meaning is usually not intentional. An example would be “a scoop of boy trouts” instead of “a troop of boy scouts.”

#13 Any Of Y'all Need A Bing Bag?

Any Of Y'all Need A Bing Bag?
92points

#14 Bob Wire

Bob Wire
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92points

#15 Someone Is Selling “Access” On Fb

Someone Is Selling “Access” On Fb
87points

And the origin of spoonerisms is quite hilarious as well. It all started with a clergyman around the 1900s. The poor man would often make such slips as "a blushing crow" instead of "a crushing blow."

#16 Fire Distinguisher

Fire Distinguisher
86points

#17 Corn Or Sofa

Corn Or Sofa
84points

#18 Eucalyptus Machines Are My Favorite

Eucalyptus Machines Are My Favorite
84points

The man's name was William Archibald Spooner. History refers to him as a nervous man and his slips allegedly became the stuff of legends during his lifetime. His last name inspired the official term for such verbal slips as "tons of soil" instead of "sons of toil."

#19 A Beautiful Arm Wall For Sale

A Beautiful Arm Wall For Sale
82points

#20 Mitch Match Civil Where

Mitch Match Civil Where
81points
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