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40 Times People Did Exactly What They Were Asked To But The Results Were Hilarious
FunnyAPR 30, 2020

40 Times People Did Exactly What They Were Asked To But The Results Were Hilarious

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We all fail to communicate things to each other on a daily basis. And you may think it comes down to cultural or personality differences, but it doesn't. Family members, couples, school friends, and colleagues fail to communicate their intentions as if they met yesterday.
So when you tell your sibling it’s OK to eat half of your grapes, don’t be surprised to find their other halves chilling in the fridge. Sometimes it’s intentional and results in "malicious compliance," other times it’s purely accidental.
Bored Panda has put up a compilation of the most absurd and hilarious incidents of people taking stuff too literally⁠. Maybe those who gave these instructions will watch their words next time—better clear than sorry!

#1 This Is Why My Kid Is Going Places

This Is Why My Kid Is Going Places
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573points

#2 Asked My Daughter To Lean Against The Pole For A Picture

Asked My Daughter To Lean Against The Pole For A Picture
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555points

#3 Best One Today

Best One Today
553points

It’s no secret that some people communicate their thoughts and motives way better than others. But much of the miscommunication happens due to inability to express what we really want to say. So how do we make others understand us better? Well, there are some things we could work on.

First of all, think first and only then speak. According to Psych Central, before starting a conversation, you should ask yourself what its purpose is and make it clear to yourself. Only when you know what you want to say will the other person be able to get you.

#4 I Asked My Wife To Send Me Some Underwear Pictures, This Is What I Got In Return

I Asked My Wife To Send Me Some Underwear Pictures, This Is What I Got In Return
528points

#5 A Friend’s Daughter-In-Law Was Told To “Cover Up” While Feeding Her Baby, So She Did

A Friend’s Daughter-In-Law Was Told To “Cover Up” While Feeding Her Baby, So She Did
523points

#6 Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn

Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn
489points

Another practical tip is to say less and mean more. Too many phrases, descriptive words, jargon, and clichés tend to take you further away from the point you’re communicating. Psych Central suggests that you “use active verbs and keep sentences short” to get “others to listen to you and actually absorb what you’re saying.”

No good communication has ever happened without listening. If you want to develop better understanding of others, you must be an active listener who focuses on the information you’re being told. Empathetic listening is also key in building closer relationships, making friends, and forming long-lasting connections.

#7 Name This Plant

Name This Plant
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468points

#8 Oh Susan

Oh Susan
450points

#9 Told My 3 And 4-Year-Olds To Put The Toilet Paper Under The Sink. Must Be More Specific Next Time

Told My 3 And 4-Year-Olds To Put The Toilet Paper Under The Sink. Must Be More Specific Next Time
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446points

#10 My History Prof Wanted Us To Write A Paragraph From Any Historical Figure’s Point Of View And Urged Us To Be As “Realistic As Possible”

My History Prof Wanted Us To Write A Paragraph From Any Historical Figure’s Point Of View And Urged Us To Be As “Realistic As Possible”
423points

#11 Asked For "Nothing" As Dessert On A Disney Cruise. Got This Masterpiece

Asked For "Nothing" As Dessert On A Disney Cruise. Got This Masterpiece
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418points

#12 After A Huge Meal (Schweinshaxe) In Berlin I Asked For Just A Small Beer. This Is What The Waiter Brought Me

After A Huge Meal (Schweinshaxe) In Berlin I Asked For Just A Small Beer. This Is What The Waiter Brought Me
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416points

#13 This Person, Who Took His Girlfriend To All The World-Class Cities Of Ohio

This Person, Who Took His Girlfriend To All The World-Class Cities Of Ohio
409points

#14 I Asked My Wife To Pick Up Some Frozen Fruit At The Grocery Store

I Asked My Wife To Pick Up Some Frozen Fruit At The Grocery Store
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396points

#15 This Girl Waiting Here

This Girl Waiting Here
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#16 Anarchist Here. My Uncle And I Are Cut From Different Cloth

Anarchist Here. My Uncle And I Are Cut From Different Cloth
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390points

#17 My Wife's Grandma Likes To Buy Us Snacks Whenever She Goes To The Store, So We Asked Her For Some Sour Cream And Onion Chips. We Were Amused By What She Came Back With

My Wife's Grandma Likes To Buy Us Snacks Whenever She Goes To The Store, So We Asked Her For Some Sour Cream And Onion Chips. We Were Amused By What She Came Back With
380points

#18 Don't Hesitate When Telling David Your Name

Don't Hesitate When Telling David Your Name
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373points

#19 Went Through The Taco Bell Drive-Thru With A Friend. When Asked If We Wanted Sauce, I Said: "As Much As You're Allowed To Give Me". I May Have Made A Mistake

Went Through The Taco Bell Drive-Thru With A Friend. When Asked If We Wanted Sauce, I Said: "As Much As You're Allowed To Give Me". I May Have Made A Mistake
366points

#20 My Wife, A Venezuelan Smart-Mouth

My Wife, A Venezuelan Smart-Mouth
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