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50 Of The Funniest LEGO Jokes Ever
FunnySEP 20, 2016

50 Of The Funniest LEGO Jokes Ever

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LEGO or 'Automatic Binding Bricks' as they were known in 1949 when their manufacturing began, without a doubt are the most famous kids (and adults) toys ever. With supporting movies, games, and competitions, the brand had even replaced Ferrari on the 'World's most powerful brand" throne in 2015.
Even in today's modern world of game consoles, smartphones, and laptops, there's still nothing quite as satisfying as sitting on the carpet and playing with a bunch of LEGO. It might be around 70 years old, but few forms of entertainment have stood the test of time like those colorful little interlocking bricks. Nineteen billion pieces are made every year (that's 36,000 every minute!), and more than 600 billion bricks have been produced since 1949, so in homage to LEGO, enjoy this hilarious list of random things and funny puns about everybody's favorite plastic building blocks.
Yes, this post is dedicated to funny jokes solely about LEGO - from the best puns about bricks to LEGO characters and the pains of stepping on a LEGO, we've gathered all the best jokes here. Now, scroll along for a dose of LEGO jokes below!

#1 I'm A Lego Genius

I'm A Lego Genius
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#2 My Son Was Excited To Find Daddy In His New LEGO Kit

My Son Was Excited To Find Daddy In His New LEGO Kit
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240points

#3 Today I Learned That Raspberries Make Great LEGO Afros

Today I Learned That Raspberries Make Great LEGO Afros
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#4 Battle Strategies

Battle Strategies
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#5 When You Turn 100 And Can't Play With LEGO Anymore

When You Turn 100 And Can't Play With LEGO Anymore
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#6 Seen At My Doctors Office

Seen At My Doctors Office
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#7 This Is How My Son Was Sleeping. He May Be Immortal

This Is How My Son Was Sleeping. He May Be Immortal
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#8 My Roommate Blew Candle Wax All Over The Sink, So I Took Advantage Of The Situation

My Roommate Blew Candle Wax All Over The Sink, So I Took Advantage Of The Situation
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#9 His Feet Won't Lego

His Feet Won't Lego
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#10 I'll Never LEGO

I'll Never LEGO
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#11 Try To Get My Dark Side

Try To Get My Dark Side
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#12 My Wife Rescued This Guy From Our Vacuum

My Wife Rescued This Guy From Our Vacuum
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#13 Are You Ready?

Are You Ready?
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#14 He Went To The Barber And Asked For That LEGO Skin Fade

He Went To The Barber And Asked For That LEGO Skin Fade
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#15 Blizzard On The Redhorn Pass

Blizzard On The Redhorn Pass
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#16 LEGO Dad Is Not Impressed

LEGO Dad Is Not Impressed
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120points

#17 My Friend Told His Kids They Had To Share The Lego Table - This Is The Outcome

My Friend Told His Kids They Had To Share The Lego Table - This Is The Outcome
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116points

#18 A Lazy Lego Husband Buys His Wife A Bunch Of Lego Blocks And Tells Her She Can Decide For Herself What She Wants To Make Out Of Them

A Lazy Lego Husband Buys His Wife A Bunch Of Lego Blocks And Tells Her She Can Decide For Herself What She Wants To Make Out Of Them
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#19 Who Says LEGO Isn't Racist?

Who Says LEGO Isn't Racist?
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98points

#20 Six Pack

Six Pack
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