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Knock-Knock Yourself Out With These Hilarious, Punny Jokes
FunnyJUN 5, 2019

Knock-Knock Yourself Out With These Hilarious, Punny Jokes

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If you think that timing, delivery, and tone of speaking are a crucial part of the perfect anecdote, allow us to prove you wrong with these hilariously punny knock-knock jokes.
These puppies don't need any refurbishing or particular oratory skill for their delivery simply because they're as easy as pie with no hidden meanings or clandestine agendas.
If you’ve raised your eyebrows in disbelief while reading this, we dare you to tell your colleagues a joke or two straight out of this collection - great success is guaranteed!
From simpleton examples such as childish wordplay to a tad bit more complex ones testing the sanity of the listener, we’ve gathered more knock-knock jokes than you’ll ever need.
Now, make sure that you’re not eating or drinking anything before scrolling down since it is very likely that a mouthful will end up on your computer screen after reading what’s below. Once you’re done laughing - tell us what you think about these inglorious jokes, and don't forget to vote for the one you liked the best!

#1

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Déja.
- Déja who?
- Knock, knock.
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43points

#2

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Spell.
- Spell who?
- W-H-O.
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43points

#3

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Cows go.
- Cows go who?
- No, silly. Cows go moo.
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37points

#4

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Boo.
- Boo who?
- Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.
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35points

#5

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Daisy.
- Daisy who?
- Daisy me rollin', they hatin'
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35points

#6

- Knock, knock!
- Who’s there?
- Yah!
- Yah who?
- Well, no thanks, I’m more of a Google person.
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34points

#7

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Adore.
- Adore who?
- Adore is between us. Open up!
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33points

#8

- Why did Sally fall off the swing?
- Because she had no arms.
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Not Sally.
31points

#9

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Doris.
- Doris who?
- The Doris locked, why do you think I'm knocking?
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31points

#10

- Will you remember me in a day?
- Yes.
- Will you remember me in a week?
- Yes.
- Will you remember me in a month?
- Yes.
- Will you remember me in a year?
- Yes.
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- You forgot me already!
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28points

#11

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Alien.
- Alien who?
- Just how many aliens do you know?
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26points

#12

- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- To get to the idiot's house.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- The chicken.
25points

#13

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Figs.
- Figs who?
- Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
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25points

#14

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Wire.
- Wire who?
- Wire you always asking 'who's there'?
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24points

#15

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Luke.
- Luke who?
- Luke out the window and find out.
23points

#16

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Kenya.
- Kenya who?
- Kenya guess who is it?
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23points

#17

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Nobel.
- Nobel who?
- No bell, I knock.
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23points

#18

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Harry.
- Harry who?
- Harry up, it’s cold out here!
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20points

#19

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Claire.
- Claire who?
- Claire the way, I’m coming through!
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19points

#20

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Ice cream!
- Ice cream who?
- Ice cream if you don't let me in!
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19points
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